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The Byzantine Principality of Alpacanzia

“Hacia el Oeste, Nunca para Terminar”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Commonwealth of Crowns


The Byzantine Principality of Alpacanzia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.822 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machu Picchu. The average income tax rate is 88%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, democratic debates have been removed from the government, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Alpakand.

Alpacanzia is ranked 98th in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 100,322nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -31.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

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