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The Principality of Alpacanzia

“The West Shalt Triumph”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Commonwealth of Crowns

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The Principality of Alpacanzia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and museums and concert halls. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.723 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 527 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is 92,235 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Procrastination is a national sport, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 69th in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 103,572nd in the world for Most Devout, scoring -19 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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