Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,306th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,143rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,341st
The Official Puppet of
Father Knows Best State
The West Shalt Triumph
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Official Puppet of Alpacanzia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.002 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 644 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,085 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 10,889th in the world and 1st in The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,447.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,306thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,143rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,341stMost Cultured: 7,625thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,458thMost Developed: 8,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,749thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,782ndBest Weather: 9,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,555thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,649thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,889thHealthiest Citizens: 11,089thMost Average: 13,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,421stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,530thLargest Governments: 14,675thMost Pacifist: 16,382ndHighest Economic Output: 16,607th

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