Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,288th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,209th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,313th
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The Official Puppet of Alpacanzia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.853 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 631 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,085 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 9,701st in the world and 1st in The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,058.52 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,288thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,313thTop
Most Cultured: 7,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,224thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,564thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,613thMost Developed: 8,635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,868thBest Weather: 8,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,601stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,701stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,153rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,076thMost Average: 12,572ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,561stLargest Governments: 14,697thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,964th

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