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The Principality of Alpacanzia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.096 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 559 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 91,746 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 36th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations and 7,915th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 45.36 Net Tourists per hour.

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