Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,777th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,160th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,521st
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The Back to Business of Alpacanzia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.466 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 687 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,085 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 73,992nd in the world and 2nd in The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars for Most Influential, scoring 101 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,777thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,521stMost Cultured: 7,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,917thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,973rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,087thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,109thBest Weather: 9,196thMost Developed: 9,228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,501stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,940thHealthiest Citizens: 10,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,813thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,702ndLargest Governments: 14,707thHighest Economic Output: 16,247thMost Pacifist: 16,760thLowest Crime Rates: 16,957thMost Average: 17,631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,759th

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