Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,377th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,074th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,447th
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The Official Puppet of Alpacanzia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.125 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 656 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,085 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 24,460th in the world and 1st in The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars for Highest Poor Incomes, with 58,717.93 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,377thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,447thMost Cultured: 7,609thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,762ndMost Developed: 8,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,954thBest Weather: 9,141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,852ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,869thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,937thMost Average: 13,968thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,531stLargest Governments: 14,615th

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