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The Federalist Principality of Alpacanzia

“The West Shalt Triumph”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Commonwealth of Crowns


The Federalist Principality of Alpacanzia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.356 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, almost all of Alpacanzia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Crown.

Alpacanzia is ranked 22nd in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 29,541st in the world for Nudest, with 182 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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