The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
The West Shalt Triumph
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Principality of Alpacanzia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.925 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 542 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 91,536 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Procrastination is a national sport, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 11th in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 7,507th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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