Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,788th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,094th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,529th
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The Back to Business of Alpacanzia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.315 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 673 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,085 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 147,190th in the world and 2nd in The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -20.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,788thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,094thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,529thTop
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Most Cultured: 7,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,637thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,725thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,776thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,011thMost Developed: 9,138thBest Weather: 9,225thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,590thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,981stHealthiest Citizens: 10,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,082ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,828thMost Average: 14,289thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,677thLargest Governments: 14,795th

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