The Old One of Alpacanzia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.726 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 711 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,085 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alpacanzia changed its national nation type to "Old One".
- : Alpacanzia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Alpacanzia relocated from The Commonwealth of Crowns to The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars.
- : Alpacanzia lodged a message on the The Commonwealth of Crowns Regional Message Board.
- : Alpacanzia relocated from The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars to The Commonwealth of Crowns.
- : Alpacanzia lodged a message on the Terrene Regional Message Board.
- : Alpacanzia relocated from The Rejected Realms to The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars.
- : Alpacanzia was removed from the regional ban list of Historia Novorum by The Founder of Historia Novorum.
- : Alpacanzia relocated from Historia Novorum to The Rejected Realms.
- : Alpacanzia was ejected and banned from Historia Novorum by The United Polynesian Kingdom of Sekowo.