Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,982nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,229th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,528th
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The Old One of Alpacanzia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.726 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 711 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 92,085 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 25,591st in the world and 1st in The Vex League of Gentlemen Scholars for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,982ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,528thMost Cultured: 8,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,695thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,175thBest Weather: 9,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,692ndMost Developed: 9,709thHealthiest Citizens: 10,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,828thLargest Governments: 14,420thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,615thHighest Economic Output: 16,060thMost Pacifist: 16,700thLowest Crime Rates: 16,788thMost Average: 17,593rd

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