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The Byzantine Principality of Alpacanzia

“Hacia el Oeste, Nunca para Terminar”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Commonwealth of Crowns


The Byzantine Principality of Alpacanzia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.577 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machu Picchu. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, tax rises are attributed to divine will, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tried to find itself, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Alpakand.

Alpacanzia is ranked 22nd in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 13,658th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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