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The Federalist Principality of Alpacanzia

“The West Shalt Triumph”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Commonwealth of Crowns

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The Federalist Principality of Alpacanzia is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.995 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machu Picchu. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Crown.

Alpacanzia is ranked 9th in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 6,642nd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 74 Dawkins.

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