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The Principality of Alpacanzia

“The West Shalt Triumph”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Commonwealth of Crowns


The Principality of Alpacanzia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.485 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Procrastination is a national sport, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Crown.

Alpacanzia is ranked 14th in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 11,526th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 59 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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