The Principality of
Father Knows Best State
The West Shalt Triumph
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Principality of Alpacanzia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.258 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marko's Landing. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpacanzi economy, worth 574 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 91,746 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpacanzia is ranked 45th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations and 14,257th in the world for Safest, scoring 503.153 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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