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The Federalist Principality of Alpacanzia

“The West Shalt Triumph”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Commonwealth of Crowns


The Federalist Principality of Alpacanzia is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prince Thespius II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.924 billion Alpacanzis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machu Picchu. The average income tax rate is 88%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Alpacanzia's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpacanzia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Crown.

Alpacanzia is ranked 21st in The Commonwealth of Crowns and 11,245th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 13 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

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