Most Income Equality: 108th Largest Populations: 3,516th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,771st
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The Queen's State of Alonga is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 19.095 billion Alongans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Alongan economy, worth 200 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 10,481 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, voting is voluntary, none has been named as Alonga's national religion, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alonga's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Alonga is ranked 95,857th in the world and 332nd in Ancient Lands for Most Authoritarian, with 0.2 Stalins.

Most Income Equality: 108thTop
Largest Populations: 3,516thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,010thMost Extreme: 10,102ndSafest: 15,478th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alonga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Alonga's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Alonga relocated from Osiris to Ancient Lands.
  • : Alonga was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Alonga ceased to exist.
  • : Alonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Alonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Alonga voted for The Atomic Boots of NewTexas in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Alonga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Alonga was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality, the Top 5% for Largest Populations and Most Extensive Civil Rights, and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Extreme.



by Max Barry

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