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The Zombie hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.623 billion Nuevanos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Environment and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth a remarkable 4,439 trillion Fracts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,364 Fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Almonaster Nuevo to be bombproof. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is militant agnosticism.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 148th in Canada and 126,635th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -104 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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