Most Efficient Economies: 420th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 471st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 593rd
The National Falangist Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Hoc Signo Vinces
King George VII Gregory Han Ming
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The National Falangist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King George VII Gregory Han Ming with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.244 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sino economy, worth a remarkable 4,566 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 320,581 Royal Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 1,826th in the world and 2nd in The Allied States for Largest Black Market, with 411 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Efficient Economies: 420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 471stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 854thHighest Average Incomes: 945thFattest Citizens: 962ndHighest Economic Output: 986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,024thMost Avoided: 1,144thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,361stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,450thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,685thLargest Black Market: 1,826thLargest Retail Industry: 1,849thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,854thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,869thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,991stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,087thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,328thMost Devout: 2,365thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,749thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,922ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,987thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,094thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,848thMost Cultured: 6,026thLargest Populations: 6,472ndMost Armed: 7,008thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,731stLargest Governments: 9,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,148th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, Panda owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.

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