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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA

“ In Hoc Signo Vinces”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: China

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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.112 billion Chinamen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime is a serious problem. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Royal Yuan.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 16th in China and 113,042nd in the world for Best Weather, with -994 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's influence in China rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 6 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 7 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • 17 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 19 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 21 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 24 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 25 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.

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