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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Republic of Conservadom

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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.906 billion Chinamen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient White Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,592 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 301,758 Royal Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,121,534 per year while the poor average 57,048, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 8th in Republic of Conservadom and 115,571st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -104 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 7 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 9 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 10 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 13 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • 15 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 19 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.

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