Most Efficient Economies: 422nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 519th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 840th
The National Falangist Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Hoc Signo Vinces
King George VII Gregory Qing
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The National Falangist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King George VII Gregory Qing with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.407 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sino economy, worth a remarkable 4,284 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,360 Royal Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 4,763rd in the world and 14th in The Fascist Order for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,710.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 422ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 840thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 851stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 863rdMost Primitive: 991stFattest Citizens: 1,080thHighest Economic Output: 1,151stLargest Black Market: 1,169thHighest Average Incomes: 1,268thLargest Retail Industry: 1,277thLargest Mining Sector: 1,467thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,493rdMost Avoided: 1,578thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,583rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,768thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,801stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,896thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,035thMost Devout: 2,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,272ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,414thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,002ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,763rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,265thLargest Populations: 6,345thMost Cultured: 6,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,690thLargest Governments: 7,288thMost Authoritarian: 7,976thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,646thLowest Crime Rates: 13,216thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,284th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's influence in The Fascist Order rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, billions of Royal Yuan are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, nudity is frowned upon.

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