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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA

“ In Hoc Signo Vinces”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: China

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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.979 billion Chinamen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime is a serious problem. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Royal Yuan.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 1st in China and 7,419th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 41 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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