The Apostolic Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Apostolic Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.58 billion Chinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient White Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,855 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 306,467 Royal Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,020,034 per year while the poor average 68,612, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 1st in Ponticus and 887th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 54 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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