The Apostolic Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Apostolic Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.809 billion Chinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sino economy, worth a remarkable 3,843 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 300,066 Royal Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,029,459 per year while the poor average 64,193, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the White Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 25th in Commonwealth of Liberty and 8,119th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 32 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 7 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 9 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 13 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 14 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 16 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 17 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.

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