The Apostolic Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Apostolic Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.105 billion Chinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient White Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,693 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 305,115 Royal Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,063,137 per year while the poor average 63,755, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, skateparks can be found in every city, Lions are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 1st in Ponticus and 2,533rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 16 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, Lions are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's influence in Ponticus rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ALL COMMUNIST CHINA, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.

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