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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA

“ In Hoc Signo Vinces”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: New Order of Conservadom

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The Absolutist Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.773 billion White Chinamen are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is pervasive. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Royal Yuan.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 29th in New Order of Conservadom and 110,729th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -331 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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