The Southron Falange Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
In Hoc Signo Vinces
King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Southron Falange Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.182 billion Chinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sino economy, worth a remarkable 3,955 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 300,066 Royal Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,029,459 per year while the poor average 64,193, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the White Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 90th in Commonwealth of Liberty and 68,182nd in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 17 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Populations.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked #1 in the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.

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