The Apostolic Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Apostolic Kingdom of ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Georgius VII Gregorius Han Ming with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.479 billion Chinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient White Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,826 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 306,667 Royal Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,020,699 per year while the poor average 68,656, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The nation is now proudly cholera-free, the government spends millions of tax Royal Yuan on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ALL COMMUNIST CHINA's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

ALL COMMUNIST CHINA is ranked 1st in Ponticus and 1,170th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 5 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 8 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 13 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 16 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 16 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 18 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 26 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 27 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 29 days ago: ALL COMMUNIST CHINA was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.

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