Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,165th Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,711th Best Weather: 7,244th
The Royal Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Tini okiea alkoul
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The Royal Kingdom of Alkoul is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Andrew with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.75 billion Alkoulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkoulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,349 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alkoul's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alkoul is ranked 8,407th in the world and 9th in Esquarium for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 56.34 Whatever.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,711thBest Weather: 7,244thTop
Largest Populations: 7,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,407thHighest Economic Output: 8,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,223rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,216thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,587thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,033rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,746thNicest Citizens: 13,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,081st
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the region

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