Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,984th Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,596th Largest Populations: 7,402nd
The Royal Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Tini okiea alkoul
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Royal Kingdom of Alkoul is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Andrew with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 13.304 billion Alkoulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkoulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,349 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alkoul's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alkoul is ranked 130,915th in the world and 2nd in GeoFront for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -7 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,984thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,596thLargest Populations: 7,402ndBest Weather: 7,602ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,165thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,194thHighest Economic Output: 8,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,892ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,370thNicest Citizens: 13,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,955th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alkoul's influence in GeoFront rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Alkoul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Alkoul's influence in GeoFront rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Alkoul's influence in GeoFront rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Alkoul lodged a message on the GeoFront Regional Message Board.
  • : Alkoul relocated from Esquarium to GeoFront.
  • : Alkoul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Alkoul's influence in Esquarium rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Alkoul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Alkoul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.


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