Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,638th Best Weather: 6,482nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,509th
The Royal Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Tini okiea alkoul
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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The Royal Kingdom of Alkoul is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Andrew with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 12.428 billion Alkoulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkoulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,349 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alkoul's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alkoul is ranked 134,807th in the world and 2,838th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -84.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,638thBest Weather: 6,482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,509thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,860thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,322ndLargest Populations: 7,817thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,209thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,327thHighest Economic Output: 8,679thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,565thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,430thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,442ndNicest Citizens: 12,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,562ndMost Pacifist: 15,397thLargest Governments: 15,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,066thSmartest Citizens: 17,939thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,432ndMost Developed: 18,466th
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Largest Populations: 200th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 266th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 299th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 304th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 340th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 357th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 373rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 417th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 418th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 422nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 483rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 483rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 497th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alkoul's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Alkoul's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Alkoul's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Alkoul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Alkoul's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Alkoul's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Alkoul relocated from Planned parenthood to Balder.
  • : Alkoul's influence in Planned parenthood fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Alkoul was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Alkoul's influence in Planned parenthood rose from "Superpower" to "Hermit".

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