The State of Alki Point is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.706 billion Alki Pointians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Alki Pointian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 74,748 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,584 per year while the poor average 15,247, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alki Point's national animal is the deer.

Alki Point is ranked 261,726^th in the world and 4^th in The Six Counties of Ulster for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.83 law-abiding acts per hour.