The Ancient Imperium of Alistia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arawn Ymerawdwr Tywyll yr Isfyd with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.674 billion Alistians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teml Awyr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alistian economy, worth a remarkable 4,951 trillion Doegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 251,684 Doegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are really screwed, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alistia's national animal is the Akhal-Teke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Ecclesia Hominibus.

Alistia is ranked 1,212^th in the world and 1^st in The Mystical Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.78 law-abiding acts per hour.