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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.172 billion Alief Texasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', Alief Texas is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Alief Texas successfully hosted the California Olympics, and men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 5th in California and 5,820th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 87.8 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Alief Texas successfully hosted the California Olympics.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Alief Texas was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Alief Texas is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Snoopy's bedroom.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.

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