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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snoopy with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.045 billion Alief Texasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alief Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 176,659 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The internet has been placed under government control, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime is totally unknown. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Alief Texas is ranked 16th in California and 21,547th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 154.85 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 11 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, citizens select which government department gets their income tax dollars each year.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.

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