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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.665 billion Alief Texasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 61%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling industries.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 4th in California and 6,023rd in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 8 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Alief Texas was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, it's always rabbit season.

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