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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.498 billion Alief Texasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling industries.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 5th in California and 10,296th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Alief Texas was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, all forms of advertising are banned.

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