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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Snoopy with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.464 billion Alief Texasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 61%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government seizes all major gold finds, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 4th in California and 1,821st in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 184 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, students cut up leftover dollars during Arts and Crafts.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, most citizens in Alief Texas are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.

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