The United States of
Left-Leaning College State
Us against the World
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Snoopy with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.25 billion Alief Texasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alief Texasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 175,988 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime is totally unknown. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Alief Texas is ranked 22nd in California and 120,158th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -8 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Alief Texas fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 22 days ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 30 days ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.

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