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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.521 billion Alief Texasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 56%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration industries.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, the government has begun a crusade against drugs, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 12th in California and 37,338th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 27 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Snoopy is worshipped as a god.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

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