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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.985 billion Alief Texasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, abortions are routinely performed in Alief Texas's hospitals, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 15th in California and 43,517th in the world for Best Weather, with 6 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 119 minutes ago

  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, abortions are routinely performed in Alief Texas's hospitals.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Alief Texas's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Houston Times is sold out.

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