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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Snoopy with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.805 billion Alief Texasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling industries.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, nine out of ten citizens of Alief Texas answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 5th in California and 6,277th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 5 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Alief Texas fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, nine out of ten citizens of Alief Texas answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, liger populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 8 days ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.

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