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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.143 billion Alief Texasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 4th in California and 1,662nd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, spies caught in Alief Texas are never heard from again.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 5 days ago: Alief Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the government is reining in public spending.

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