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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.688 billion Alief Texasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 58%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling industries.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 7th in California and 7,903rd in the world for Nudest, with 218 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, government officials across Alief Texas are being "encouraged" to adopt ligers to set an example for the populace.
  • 5 days ago: Alief Texas was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".

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