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The United States of Alief Texas

“Us against the World”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: California

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The United States of Alief Texas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snoopy with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.943 billion Alief Texasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing industries.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, disaster victims are viewed with disdain, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alief Texas's national animal is the liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the dollar.

Alief Texas is ranked 7th in California and 7,904th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 32 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Alief Texas was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, ligers are considered a delicacy.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Alief Texas fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Alief Texas, environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants.

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