The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Watson Jay Bird with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.771 billion Alexanderian Macedonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexanderian Macedonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,209 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 408,672 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Watson Jay Bird Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, the internal market is thriving, and you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexanderian Macedonia's national animal is the Green Cheek Conure, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alexanderian Macedonia is ranked 2,125^th in the world and 3^rd in Equilism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.4 law-abiding acts per hour.