The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Peaceful Nation is a perfect nation
Lord Alexander Beilby
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Kingdom of Alestania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Alexander Beilby with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 2.876 billion Alestanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestania City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alestanian economy, worth 283 trillion Beils a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 98,539 Beils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as Alestania threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestania's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alestania is ranked 22nd in British Isles and 9,104th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 80 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Alestania, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Alestania, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Alestania, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Alestania, international tensions are high as Alestania threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Alestania lodged a message on the British Isles Regional Message Board.

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