The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Peaceful Nation is a perfect nation
Lord Alexander Beilby
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Kingdom of Alestania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Alexander Beilby with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 3.044 billion Alestanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestania City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alestanian economy, worth 296 trillion Beils a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,410 Beils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestania's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alestania is ranked 100th in British Isles and 66,044th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 55 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Alestania, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Alestania, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Alestania, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.

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