The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Peaceful Nation is a perfect nation
Lord Alexander Beilby
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of Alestania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Alexander Beilby with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.719 billion Alestanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestania City. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alestanian economy, worth 240 trillion Beils a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 88,457 Beils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Beils of property damage, governments opposing Alestania are beset by rebels, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and abortions are routinely performed in Alestania's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestania's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alestania is ranked 203rd in British Isles and 123,697th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,228.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alestania, abortions are routinely performed in Alestania's hospitals.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alestania, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 23 hours ago: Alestania endorsed The Empire of Jerazol.
  • 23 hours ago: Alestania endorsed The New Lunar Republic of Fantrum.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Alestania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alestania, governments opposing Alestania are beset by rebels.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alestania, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Beils of property damage.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alestania, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alestania, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alestania, Alestania's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.

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