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The Course of Empire of Aleisyr

“Defend the Revolution! Endorse Krulltopia!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Course of Empire of Aleisyr is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Katerina Tei'ra Savar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.377 billion Aleisyrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amian. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleisyr's national animal is the Cardinal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Aleisyrian Polytheism, and its currency is the Franco.

Aleisyr is ranked 3,455th in the Pacific and 111,753rd in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -6,233.5 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aleisyr, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 12 hours ago: Aleisyr altered its national flag.
  • 12 hours ago: Aleisyr altered its national flag.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aleisyr, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aleisyr, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aleisyr, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aleisyr, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aleisyr, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Aleisyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom"".
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Aleisyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".

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