Most Efficient Economies: 304th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,888th Most Developed: 2,074th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
When the going gets tough, let someone else do it.
Prime Minister Sandy Berns
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Commonwealth of Alcatrazin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sandy Berns with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.325 billion Alcatrazians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcatrazinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion Alcatrats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,500 Alcatrats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcatrazin's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The First Christian Church of Alcatrazin.

Alcatrazin is ranked 4,103rd in the world and 7th in The Republic Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 108.79 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 304thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,888thMost Developed: 2,074thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,203rdMost Devout: 2,697thHealthiest Citizens: 2,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,082ndMost Cultured: 3,693rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,869thSmartest Citizens: 4,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,129thHighest Economic Output: 4,606thHighest Average Incomes: 4,668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,829thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,967thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,663rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,227thLargest Governments: 9,500thMost Politically Free: 9,503rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,618thBest Weather: 9,916thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,784thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,921stMost Inclusive: 12,939thLargest Populations: 12,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,944th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alcatrazin's influence in The Republic Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Alcatrazin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Canberra for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, Prime Minister Sandy Berns claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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