The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No matter how hard the past you can always begin again.
Prime Minister Marcus Absent
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Commonwealth of Alcatrazin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marcus Absent with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.7 billion Alcatrazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcatrazinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion Alcatrats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,652 Alcatrats, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Alcatrazin Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, the ABI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and cars are banned from built-up areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcatrazin's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The First Christian Church of Alcatrazin.

Alcatrazin is ranked 33rd in Alliance Of Armed Nations and 130,960th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -738.288 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the ABI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 16 hours ago: Alcatrazin lodged a message on the Alliance Of Armed Nations Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the Alcatrazin Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, Alcatrazin's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
  • 4 days ago: Alcatrazin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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