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The Colored Republic of Alcatrazin

“We don't discriminate, our jails have all types!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Alliance Of Armed Nations


The Colored Republic of Alcatrazin is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Penultimo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.859 billion Alcatrazians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus City. The average income tax rate is 93%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, Alcatrazin has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcatrazin's national animal is the Python, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, its national religion is The First Christian Church of Alcatrazin, and its currency is the Alcatrat.

Alcatrazin is ranked 14th in Alliance Of Armed Nations and 50,621st in the world for Nudest, with 144 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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