The Commonwealth of
Left-Leaning College State
No matter how hard the past you can always begin again.
Prime Minister Marcus Absent
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Commonwealth of Alcatrazin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Marcus Absent with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.956 billion Alcatrazians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 61.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcatrazinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion Alcatrats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,612 Alcatrats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, military funding has been stripped back, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcatrazin's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The First Christian Church of Alcatrazin.

Alcatrazin is ranked 27th in Alliance Of Armed Nations and 139,221st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -910.561 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alcatrazin, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.

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