The Republic of
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The Republic of Albertinum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Primus Inter Pares with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.029 billion Albertinumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barbarossa. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albertinumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Novios a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,219 Novios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Primus Inter Pares's bedroom. Crime is well under control. Albertinum's national animal is the Waalgiraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Albertinum is ranked 29th in Europe and 2,238th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 43 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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