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The Sultanate of Alalala Land

“Oil is blood.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Sultanate of Alalala Land is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Alalala Bush with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.258 billion Alalala Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jihad City. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alalala Land's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the oil pound.

Alalala Land is ranked 48th in Lazarus and 1,341st in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 220 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 6 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 7 days ago: Alalala Land was refounded in Lazarus.

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