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The Sultanate of Alalala Land

“Oil is blood.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Sultanate of Alalala Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alalala Bush with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.957 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jihad City. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alalala Land's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the oil pound.

Alalala Land is ranked 244th in Lazarus and 5,524th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 18 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 15 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 16 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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