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The Sultanate of Alalala Land

“Oil is blood.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Sultanate of Alalala Land is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Alalala Bush with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 8.384 billion Alalala Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jihad City. The average income tax rate is 73%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alalala Land's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the oil pound.

Alalala Land is ranked 1,526th in Lazarus and 51,600th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 4 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 9 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.

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