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The Sultanate of Alalala Land

“Oil is blood.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Sultanate of Alalala Land is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Alalala Bush with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.683 billion Alalala Landians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jihad City. The average income tax rate is 73%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, loans are available for students from poor families, the nation's leader appoints ministers directly, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alalala Land's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the oil pound.

Alalala Land is ranked 232nd in Lazarus and 3,500th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 8 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 27 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Alalala Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Alalala Land fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 26 days ago: Alalala Land was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, the nation's leader appoints ministers directly.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Alalala Land, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • 27 days ago: Alalala Land was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 35 days ago: Alalala Land ceased to exist.

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