Largest Gambling Industry: 334th Most Corrupt Governments: 542nd Most Efficient Economies: 969th
The Akuist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.567 billion Aku Cityians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Spirituality, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 163,920 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 792,744 per year while the poor average 19,663, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

Charity no longer begins at home, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and criminals are thrown to the Black Wolves to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevikoism.

Aku City is ranked 16,607th in the world and 41st in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Drug Use, scoring 104.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 334thMost Corrupt Governments: 542ndMost Efficient Economies: 969thMost Devout: 1,221stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,357thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,531stMost Avoided: 1,677thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,080thLargest Mining Sector: 2,146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,267thFattest Citizens: 2,586thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,017thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,147thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,273rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,530thNudest: 3,911thRudest Citizens: 4,473rdHighest Economic Output: 5,563rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,791stMost Primitive: 6,475thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,481stLargest Black Market: 8,350thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,240thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,643rdLargest Populations: 12,016thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,364thMost Pro-Market: 14,882ndMost Stationary: 15,989thMost Armed: 16,100thMost Conservative: 16,132ndHighest Drug Use: 16,607th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, criminals are thrown to the Black Wolves to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.

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