Largest Gambling Industry: 353rd Most Corrupt Governments: 514th Most Efficient Economies: 983rd
The Akuist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.429 billion Aku Cityians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 163,179 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,644 per year while the poor average 18,582, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, the government is seen to favor Catholics, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevikoism.

Aku City is ranked 187,714th in the world and 402nd in New Warsaw Pact for Best Weather, with -467 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 353rdMost Corrupt Governments: 514thMost Efficient Economies: 983rdMost Devout: 1,180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,319thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,327thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,526thMost Avoided: 1,676thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,115thLargest Mining Sector: 2,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,251stFattest Citizens: 2,449thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,818thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,399thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,447thNudest: 4,477thRudest Citizens: 4,624thHighest Economic Output: 5,629thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,005thMost Primitive: 6,887thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,311thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,101stLargest Retail Industry: 10,720thLargest Populations: 12,159thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,526thMost Pro-Market: 13,968thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,251stMost Armed: 16,075thMost Stationary: 16,284thHighest Drug Use: 16,554thMost Conservative: 17,607th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, all guns must be registered.

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