Largest Gambling Industry: 343rd Most Corrupt Governments: 576th Most Efficient Economies: 959th
The Akuist Empire of
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Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.938 billion Aku Cityians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,632 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 164,301 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 849,876 per year while the poor average 17,256, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Aku City's pristine beaches, Aku City is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevikoism.

Aku City is ranked 76,206th in the world and 213th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Governments, scoring 15.2 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 576thMost Efficient Economies: 959thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,252ndMost Devout: 1,296thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,371stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,577thTop
Most Avoided: 1,717thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,104thLargest Mining Sector: 2,215thFattest Citizens: 2,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,683rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,872ndNudest: 4,208thRudest Citizens: 4,341stMost Armed: 5,272ndHighest Economic Output: 5,508thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,926thMost Primitive: 7,558thHighest Average Incomes: 7,896thTop
Largest Populations: 11,682ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,736thMost Pro-Market: 11,909thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,092ndLargest Black Market: 13,541stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,778thHighest Drug Use: 14,296thMost Stationary: 15,037th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, Aku City is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, citizens must pay to enjoy Aku City's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Aku City with a very polite populace.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, criminals are thrown to the Black Wolves to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.


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