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The Akuist Empire of Aku City

“Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.669 billion Aku Cityians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,176 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 754,119 per year while the poor average 17,413, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Khaosism.

Aku City is ranked 252nd in New Warsaw Pact and 110,826th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -844.5 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Aku City was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 15 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 19 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 21 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.

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