The Akuist Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.958 billion Aku Cityians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,517 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 709,885 per year while the poor average 12,337, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevikoism.

Aku City is ranked 269th in New Warsaw Pact and 129,186th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -6 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, guns are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.

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