Largest Gambling Industry: 366th Most Corrupt Governments: 590th Most Efficient Economies: 974th
The Akuist Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.104 billion Aku Cityians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,689 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 167,183 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 876,077 per year while the poor average 17,097, a ratio of 51.2 to 1.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Aku Cityian language, and every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevikoism.

Aku City is ranked 56,545th in the world and 146th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Authoritarian, with 0.4 Stalins.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 366thMost Corrupt Governments: 590thMost Efficient Economies: 974thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,299thMost Devout: 1,331stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,386thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,622ndMost Avoided: 1,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,097thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,109thLargest Mining Sector: 2,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,564thFattest Citizens: 2,724thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,980thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,253rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,313thRudest Citizens: 3,543rdNudest: 4,461stHighest Economic Output: 5,368thMost Armed: 5,846thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,818thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,457thHighest Average Incomes: 7,686thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10,685thLargest Populations: 11,629thLargest Retail Industry: 11,678thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,154thLargest Black Market: 13,292ndHighest Drug Use: 13,347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,511thMost Stationary: 14,741st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Aku City was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Aku Cityian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's Credit reserves.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.

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