The Akuist Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.337 billion Aku Cityians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,176 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 754,119 per year while the poor average 17,413, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Khaosism.

Aku City is ranked 7th in New Warsaw Pact and 2,813th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Aku City lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 4 days ago: Aku City lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Aku City applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 10 days ago: Aku City lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: Aku City lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 27 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 30 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 32 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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