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The Akuist Empire of Aku City

“Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow”

Category: Free-Market Paradise
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Esquarium

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.549 billion Aku Cityians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, all recreational drugs are legal, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Khaosism, and its currency is the Credit.

Aku City is ranked 182nd in Esquarium and 109,718th in the world for Best Weather, with -513 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 12 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy.
  • 18 days ago: Aku City was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Free-Market Paradise".
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.

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