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The Akuist Empire of Aku City

“Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.272 billion Aku Cityians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Khaosism, and its currency is the Credit.

Aku City is ranked 270th in New Warsaw Pact and 119,419th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago

  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Aku City was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 7 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, almost all of Aku City's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, charity no longer begins at home.

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