The Akuist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.582 billion Aku Cityians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 176,026 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 872,310 per year while the poor average 20,142, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, all news sources are under strict government control, and online tourism reviews of Aku City are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Khaosism.

Aku City is ranked 71st in New Warsaw Pact and 20,305th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 25 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 37 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, online tourism reviews of Aku City are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 12 hours ago: Aku City was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Aku City lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Aku City, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.

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