The Akuist Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.032 billion Aku Cityians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,176 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 754,119 per year while the poor average 17,413, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Khaosism.

Aku City is ranked 307th in New Warsaw Pact and 143,931st in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -136.8 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 8 hours ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Aku City fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 9 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 9 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Aku City fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 21 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 29 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 29 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 40 days ago: Aku City was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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