Largest Gambling Industry: 341st Most Corrupt Governments: 559th Most Efficient Economies: 975th
The Akuist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Soul Crushing Dictatorship For A Better Tomarrow
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Akuist Empire of Aku City is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Skylar Steviko with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.762 billion Aku Cityians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aku City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aku Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 164,301 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 849,876 per year while the poor average 17,256, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Aku City's pristine beaches, Aku City is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Aku City's national animal is the Black Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevikoism.

Aku City is ranked 3,807th in the world and 12th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,850.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 341stMost Corrupt Governments: 559thMost Efficient Economies: 975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,244thMost Devout: 1,259thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,358thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,553rdMost Avoided: 1,697thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,117thLargest Mining Sector: 2,224thFattest Citizens: 2,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,696thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,123rdNudest: 3,274thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,380thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,807thRudest Citizens: 4,124thMost Primitive: 5,326thMost Armed: 5,409thHighest Economic Output: 5,555thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,955thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,150thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7,744thMost Pro-Market: 10,222ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,482ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,855thLargest Populations: 11,884thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,038thLargest Black Market: 13,774thHighest Drug Use: 14,048th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, Aku City is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, citizens must pay to enjoy Aku City's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Aku City with a very polite populace.
  • : Aku City was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, criminals are thrown to the Black Wolves to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Aku City, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.

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