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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations

“Tha mo bhta-foluaimein loma-ln easgannan”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland


The Clan of Akin Trade Federations is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Tempest Maelstrom Malice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.025 billion Federation Traders are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ŞtřmVll. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Akinly Trade Federated economy, worth a remarkable 3,149 trillion Qwerties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 392,492 Qwerties, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,735,179 per year while the poor average 19,526, a ratio of 140 to 1.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, children spout "Tha mo bhta-foluaimein loma-ln easgannan" involuntarily throughout the day, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Akin Trade Federations's national animal is the Hammerhead Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Devout Agnosticism.

Akin Trade Federations is ranked 16th in Scotland and 50,616th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.402 Stalins.

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