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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations

“Tha mo bhta-foluaimein loma-ln easgannan”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland

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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Tempest Maelstrom Malice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.467 billion Federation Traders are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ŞtřmVll. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Akin Trade Federations's national animal is the Hammerhead Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Devout Agnosticism, and its currency is the Qwerty.

Akin Trade Federations is ranked 50th in Scotland and 112,898th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,946 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 4 days ago: Akin Trade Federations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).

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