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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations

“Tha mo bhta-foluaimein loma-ln easgannan”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland

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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Overlord Tempest Maelstrom Malice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.325 billion Federation Traders are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ŞtřmVll. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Akin Trade Federations, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Akin Trade Federations's national animal is the Hammerhead Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Devout Agnosticism, and its currency is the Qwerty.

Akin Trade Federations is ranked 69th in Scotland and 114,301st in the world for Best Weather, with -2,905 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Akin Trade Federations.
  • 20 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Landmine Convention"".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations was endorsed by The Republic of Swizzy Land.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, almost all of Akin Trade Federations's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations suppressed a post on the Scotland regional message board.

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