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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations

“Tha mo bhta-foluaimein loma-ln easgannan”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland

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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Overlord Tempest Maelstrom Malice with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.919 billion Akin Trade Federationsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ŞtřmVll. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Hammerhead Scorpion Lasagne is a hit, ŞtřmVll spends billions upgrading public transport, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and citizens must pay to enjoy Akin Trade Federations's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Akin Trade Federations's national animal is the Hammerhead Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Devout Agnosticism, and its currency is the Qwerty.

Akin Trade Federations is ranked 53rd in Scotland and 112,138th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,162 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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