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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations

“Tha mo bhta-foluaimein loma-ln easgannan”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland

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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Tempest Maelstrom Malice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.945 billion Akin Trade Federationsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ŞtřmVll. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, abortions are routinely performed in Akin Trade Federations's hospitals, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Akin Trade Federations's national animal is the Hammerhead Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Devout Agnosticism, and its currency is the Qwerty.

Akin Trade Federations is ranked 50th in Scotland and 112,056th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,744 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, abortions are routinely performed in Akin Trade Federations's hospitals.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Akin Trade Federations voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.

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