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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations

“Tha mo bhta-foluaimein loma-ln easgannan”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland

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The Clan of Akin Trade Federations is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Overlord Tempest Maelstrom Malice with an iron fist, and renowned for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.647 billion Federation Traders are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ŞtřmVll. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Akin Trade Federations's national animal is the Hammerhead Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Devout Agnosticism, and its currency is the Qwerty.

Akin Trade Federations is ranked 2nd in Scotland and 918th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 409 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Akin Trade Federations, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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