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The Star Empire of Ainocra

“Through victory, my chains are broken.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Monkey Island


The Star Empire of Ainocra is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Marshal Alex Emerson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.547 billion Ainocrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fustercluck. The average income tax rate is 63%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, the government seizes all major gold finds, and the people of Ainocra are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainocra's national animal is the Cuthulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Galcred.

Ainocra is ranked 46th in Monkey Island and 103,195th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -116 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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