Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 89th Most Corrupt Governments: 120th Highest Poor Incomes: 156th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Only with power can dreams be made real!
Sitravon Cificap
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.79 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainavlysian economy, worth a remarkable 5,296 trillion Cificaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 358,117 Cificaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Sitravon Cificap's mistress is the belle at many state balls, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragoonism.

Ainavlys is ranked 10,991st in the world and 393rd in Balder for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.64 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 89thMost Corrupt Governments: 120thHighest Poor Incomes: 156thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 193rdLargest Black Market: 217thLargest Mining Sector: 254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 415thHighest Average Incomes: 566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 567thMost Cultured: 572ndHighest Economic Output: 762ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 953rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,110thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,250thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,828thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,442ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,570thFattest Citizens: 3,856thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,164thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,646thLargest Governments: 5,493rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,520thLargest Populations: 6,017thMost Avoided: 6,042ndMost Secular: 6,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,697thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,970thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,687thMost Efficient Economies: 10,991stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,825th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 135th in the regionMost Secular: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 169th in the regionFattest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 216th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 231st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 239th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Avoided: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 332nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 371st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 393rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 408th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, Sitravon Cificap's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.

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