Most Corrupt Governments: 123rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 131st Highest Poor Incomes: 248th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Only with power can dreams be made real!
Sitravon Cificap
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The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.155 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ainavlysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,692 trillion Cificaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 309,640 Cificaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Ainavlys Blood Tithe, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragoonism.

Ainavlys is ranked 248th in the world and 8th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 236,381.03 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Corrupt Governments: 123rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 131stHighest Poor Incomes: 248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 290thLargest Mining Sector: 389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 529thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 572ndMost Cultured: 584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 805thLargest Black Market: 965thHighest Economic Output: 1,002ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,126thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,268thLowest Crime Rates: 1,547thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,675thSmartest Citizens: 2,901stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,166thMost Secular: 4,624thMost Avoided: 5,069thFattest Citizens: 5,791stLargest Populations: 5,890thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,100thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,229thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,685thMost Authoritarian: 11,790thLargest Governments: 13,241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,122nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Secular: 107th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 116th in the regionLargest Populations: 138th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Avoided: 244th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 249th in the regionFattest Citizens: 253rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 322nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 354th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Ainavlys Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, governments opposing Ainavlys are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Ainavlys.


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