Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd Most Corrupt Governments: 127th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 191st
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Only with power can dreams be made real!
Sitravon Cificap
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.352 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainavlysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,449 trillion Cificaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 289,846 Cificaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, contestants on Ainavlys's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and visions of giant pink Divine Dragons are a common side effect after Ainavlysians eat their meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragoonism.

Ainavlys is ranked 694th in the world and 15th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 530.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdMost Corrupt Governments: 127thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 191stLargest Mining Sector: 286thHighest Poor Incomes: 366thMost Cultured: 562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 667thMost Scientifically Advanced: 694thLargest Black Market: 825thHighest Economic Output: 1,117thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,188thHighest Average Incomes: 1,423rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,478thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,844thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,313thFattest Citizens: 3,481stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,843rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,935thMost Secular: 4,951stMost Avoided: 5,186thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,331stLargest Populations: 5,803rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,866thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,420thLargest Governments: 11,629thHighest Drug Use: 12,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,227thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,072ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,532nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Secular: 117th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Populations: 122nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 207th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 223rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 246th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionMost Stationary: 398th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 406th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 409th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 416th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 426th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 455th in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, visions of giant pink Divine Dragons are a common side effect after Ainavlysians eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, contestants on Ainavlys's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the giant 80-storey carving of Sitravon Cificap in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the ABI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, 90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Byzorcis to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.

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