Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 78th Most Corrupt Governments: 137th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 169th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Only with power can dreams be made real!
Sitravon Cificap
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.791 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainavlysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,782 trillion Cificaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,867 Cificaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragoonism.

Ainavlys is ranked 1,266th in the world and 60th in Balder for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 372.92 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 169thLargest Mining Sector: 233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 522ndMost Cultured: 565thLargest Black Market: 590thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 727thHighest Economic Output: 987thHighest Average Incomes: 1,251stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,266thLowest Crime Rates: 1,360thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,784thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,184thFattest Citizens: 3,437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,442ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,030thMost Secular: 5,220thLargest Populations: 5,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,722ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,059thMost Avoided: 6,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,921stTop
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Largest Governments: 10,040thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,414thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,556thHighest Drug Use: 14,075thMost Inclusive: 14,881stMost Efficient Economies: 14,943rdMost Stationary: 14,970thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,327thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,936thMost Influential: 16,973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,609th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 115th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionFattest Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rd in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 207th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 218th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 222nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 304th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 363rd in the regionMost Stationary: 378th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 389th in the regionRudest Citizens: 410th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionMost Inclusive: 427th in the regionLargest Governments: 428th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 440th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 459th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Ainavlys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Ainavlys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.

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