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The Empire of Ainavlys

“Only with power can dreams be made real!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.85 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, euthanasia is legal, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Dragoonism, and its currency is the Cificap.

Ainavlys is ranked 3rd in Europeia and 714th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 398.599 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, euthanasia is legal.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Ainavlys was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: #1).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 7 days ago: Ainavlys was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 19 days ago: Ainavlys was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 20 days ago: Ainavlys was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.

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