Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 119th Most Corrupt Governments: 120th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 224th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Only with power can dreams be made real!
Sitravon Cificap
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The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.622 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainavlysian economy, worth a remarkable 5,003 trillion Cificaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 342,209 Cificaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragoonism.

Ainavlys is ranked 179,709th in the world and 4,743rd in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 8.9 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 119thMost Corrupt Governments: 120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 224thHighest Poor Incomes: 244thLargest Mining Sector: 295thLargest Black Market: 331stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 430thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 464thMost Cultured: 594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 627thHighest Average Incomes: 675thHighest Economic Output: 839thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 850thMost Scientifically Advanced: 898thLowest Crime Rates: 1,083rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,211thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,777thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,627thFattest Citizens: 3,813thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,796thMost Secular: 5,433rdLargest Governments: 5,664thLargest Populations: 6,055thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,068thMost Avoided: 6,158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,111thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,401stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,587thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,242ndHighest Drug Use: 15,346thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,935thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,311th
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 124th in the regionLargest Populations: 125th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 231st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 250th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 256th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 283rd in the regionMost Avoided: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 373rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 419th in the regionMost Stationary: 424th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 450th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 454th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Ainavlys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Ainavlys, loans are available for students from poor families.


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