The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Only with power can dreams be made real!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Ainavlys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sitravon Cificap with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.633 billion Ainavlysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzorcis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ainavlysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,162 trillion Cificaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 329,517 Cificaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainavlys's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dragoonism.

Ainavlys is ranked 14th in Balder and 625th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,198 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, Ainavlys's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 6 days ago: Ainavlys was ranked #1 in the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ainavlys, organ donation is compulsory.

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