The Yodelling Gargle of
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The Yodelling Gargle of Ailiailia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.03 billion Ailiailians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The very strong Ailiailian economy, worth 512 trillion Liails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 51,072 Liails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,908 per year while the poor average 13,212, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, Ailiailia's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, and hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ailiailia's national animal is the Ai, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ailiailia is ranked 89th in Texas and 89,393rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -70 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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