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The Kingdom of Agramer

“Per aspera ad astra!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Kingdom of Agramer is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Yanco with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.303 billion Agramerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agramer City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agramer's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Yancoism, and its currency is the Agramer Dollar.

Agramer is ranked 27th in The North Pacific and 1,082nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 315 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Agramer was endorsed by The Utmost Tombian Democracy of The Democratic Republic of Tomb.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Agramer was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Agramer was endorsed by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Agramer, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Agramer, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Agramer, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Agramer, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 10 days ago: Agramer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 12 days ago: Agramer was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Luxembourgers.
  • 34 days ago: Agramer was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 1%).

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