The Kingdom of
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The Kingdom of Agramer is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Yanco with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.917 billion Agramerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agram. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Agramerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,820 trillion Agramer Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,329 Agramer Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agramer's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Yancoism.

Agramer is ranked 7,429th in The North Pacific and 145,449th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -822.1 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 54 days ago


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