Aglrinia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 113
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd Most Corrupt Governments: 432nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 447th
The Anocratic State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Zǔgu, cng dhǎi do dhǎi.
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Anocratic State of Aglrinia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Fortunatov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.221 billion Aglrinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taipore. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aglrinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion Cranslous a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,063 Cranslous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, Harry Potter books are banned, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Aglrinia's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Aglrinia is ranked 21,506th in the world and 1st in Persolus for Most Authoritarian, with 1.71 Stalins.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 447thLargest Black Market: 1,628thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 2,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,993rdHighest Economic Output: 4,636thBest Weather: 4,916thLargest Populations: 6,376thLargest Mining Sector: 7,369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,374thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,251stMost Secular: 10,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,860th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Aglrinia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Aglrinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Aglrinia, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.

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