The Glorious Playground of
Corporate Police State
Forward is the only way
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious Playground of Aggroville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Citizen 0 with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.06 billion Aggrovilleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggrovillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion Marqs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 445,008 Marqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,255,385 per year while the poor average 48,707, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggroville's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Orthodox Church of Aggroville.

Aggroville is ranked 9th in The Alliance of Dictators and 168th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 1,438.813 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • : Aggroville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggroville, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Aggroville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).

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