The Glorious Playground of
Corporate Police State
Life is worth living because we say it is
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Glorious Playground of Aggroville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Citizen 0 with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.426 billion Aggrovilleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggrovillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,196 trillion Marqs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 430,413 Marqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,745,129 per year while the poor average 70,664, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Marqs to support the Information Technology industry, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, and Citizen 0 claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggroville's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Orthodox Church of Aggroville.

Aggroville is ranked 79th in The Alliance of Dictators and 32,771st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 5 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Aggroville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, Citizen 0 claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Marqs to support the Information Technology industry.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Aggroville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.

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