The Glorious Playground of
Corporate Police State
Forward is the only way
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Glorious Playground of Aggroville is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Citizen 0 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.892 billion Aggrovilleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggrovillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,550 trillion Marqs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 449,869 Marqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,134,487 per year while the poor average 55,953, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggroville's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Orthodox Church of Aggroville.

Aggroville is ranked 37th in The Alliance of Dictators and 4,875th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 553.278 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.

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