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The All Powerful Republic of Aggroville

“Life is worth living because we say it is”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The All Powerful Republic of Aggroville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Citizen 0 with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.137 billion Aggrovilleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aggroville's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Orthodox Church of Aggroville, and its currency is the Marq.

Aggroville is ranked 57th in The Alliance of Dictators and 26,654th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 23 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Aggroville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 4 days ago: Aggroville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.

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