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The Glorious Playground of Aggroville

“Life is worth living because we say it is”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Glorious Playground of Aggroville is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen 0 with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.946 billion Aggrovilleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggrovillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,937 trillion Marqs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 422,894 Marqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,813,565 per year while the poor average 63,118, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Aggroville's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, most citizens in Aggroville are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggroville's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Orthodox Church of Aggroville.

Aggroville is ranked 185th in The Alliance of Dictators and 113,148th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -2,266.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 7 minutes ago: Aggroville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • 8 days ago: Aggroville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Aggroville fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, most citizens in Aggroville are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, Aggroville's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.

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