The Glorious Playground of
Corporate Police State
Life is worth living because we say it is
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Glorious Playground of Aggroville is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Citizen 0 with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.147 billion Aggrovilleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggrovillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion Marqs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 417,589 Marqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,825,928 per year while the poor average 60,249, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggroville's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Orthodox Church of Aggroville.

Aggroville is ranked 93rd in The Alliance of Dictators and 39,817th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 4 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Aggroville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, Freedom Fighter populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Aggroville, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.

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