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The Republic of Agaga

“Meh”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Republic of Agaga is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.846 billion Agagans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agaga City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Agaga's radio stations, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, soldiers are equipped with multi-million shekel battlesuits, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaga's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the shekel.

Agaga is ranked 3,309th in Lazarus and 111,076th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -93 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Agaga was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, soldiers are equipped with multi-million shekel battlesuits.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Agaga's radio stations.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, billions of shekels are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 34 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 35 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, military funding has been stripped back.

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