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The Republic of Agaga

“Meh”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Republic of Agaga is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.944 billion Agagans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agaga City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, birth rates have hit an all-time low, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaga's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the shekel.

Agaga is ranked 35th in Osiris and 1,447th in the world for Best Weather, with 368 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 4 hours ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 4 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 6 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 9 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

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