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The Republic of Agaga

“Meh”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Republic of Agaga is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 11.089 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agaga City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaga's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the shekel.

Agaga is ranked 3,753rd in Lazarus and 120,963rd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 19 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 19 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 34 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 60 days ago: Agaga fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 69 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 69 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, Agaga is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 69 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.

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