The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Meh
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Agaga is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.792 billion Agagans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agaga City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Agagan economy, worth 179 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 13,026 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaga's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Agaga is ranked 3,049th in Osiris and 95,484th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Agaga was endorsed by The Bodily Remains of Jakker Loves Rawr.
  • : Agaga was endorsed by The Dastardly Desert Delegate of Saq.
  • : Agaga was endorsed by The Deshreti Keeper of New Emeritus.
  • : Agaga was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ric Bay.
  • : Agaga was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Ikand, Ainocra, Zaolat, Revert, The Panoptic, Yatatunga, Jash7, The Almighty Jesus Whale, Saq, and Jakker Loves Rawr.

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