The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Meh
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Agaga is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.955 billion Agagans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agaga City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Agagan economy, worth 182 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 13,085 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, Leader panders to nontraditional families, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaga's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Agaga is ranked 14th in Osiris and 326th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 36 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, Leader panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Agaga endorsed The Republic of The Republic of Flesher.
  • : Agaga was endorsed by The Republic of The Republic of Flesher.
  • : Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Agaga, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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