The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Meh
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Agaga is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.379 billion Agagans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agaga City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Agagan economy, worth 174 trillion shekels a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is 13,026 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned mooseball fields, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and Leader's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaga's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Agaga is ranked 3,685th in Osiris and 140,857th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -63 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Agaga fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • 9 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, Leader's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned mooseball fields.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Agaga, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • 21 days ago: Agaga was endorsed by The Heavenly Emperor of The Almighty Jesus Whale.
  • 39 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 40 days ago: Agaga was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.

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