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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos

“Eschew Obfuscation”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Fredonia

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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by El Guapo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.366 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreck City. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', and homosexuality is a crime punishable by death. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Dudeism, and its currency is the Fishterous Correlation.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 1st in Fredonia and 100,854th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 63 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Afi-Aftos, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.

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