The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
If you can't fight, then die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of Afghanistan Sucks is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ladin bin Osama II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.593 billion Afghanistan Sucksyrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lubak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Afghanistan Sucksian economy, worth 989 trillion bread crumbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,346 bread crumbs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,116,795 per year while the poor average 22,498, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, Afghanistan Sucks has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, and 90% of active duty ASAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Afghanistan Sucks's national animal is the terrorist, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jihadism.

Afghanistan Sucks is ranked 2,057th in Lazarus and 69,106th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, 90% of active duty ASAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, Afghanistan Sucks has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Afghanistan Sucks was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, the terrorist is believed to be extinct.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, military spending is on the increase.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, bicyclists are banned from major roads.

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