The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
If you can't fight, then die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of Afghanistan Sucks is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ladin bin Osama II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.391 billion Afghanistan Sucksyrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lubak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Afghanistan Sucksian economy, worth 876 trillion bread crumbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 199,638 bread crumbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,059,983 per year while the poor average 19,864, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Afghanistan Sucks's House of Parliament, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, Afghanistan Sucks is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and membership in the state-owned Church of Afghanistan Sucks is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Afghanistan Sucks's national animal is the terrorist, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jihadism.

Afghanistan Sucks is ranked 454th in Lazarus and 7,439th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 273.53 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, membership in the state-owned Church of Afghanistan Sucks is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, Afghanistan Sucks is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Afghanistan Sucks's House of Parliament.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, the consumption of vegetables is illegal.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Afghanistan Sucks fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, tabloids coo over Ladin bin Osama II's expected child.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 4 days ago: Afghanistan Sucks was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.

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