NationStates | The Dictatorship of Afghanistan Sucks

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“If you can't fight, then die”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Outlawed	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Dictatorship of Afghanistan Sucks is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Isaac de Franco with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.9 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Renewed Hope. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Handlers to support the Arms Manufacturing industry, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Afghanistan Sucks's national animal is the Demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Heritism, and its currency is the Handler.

Afghanistan Sucks is ranked 2,416th in the Rejected Realms and 42,045th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

Top 5% of the Rejected Realms for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the Rejected Realms for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian Top 10% of the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative Top 5% of the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of the world for Most Devout Top 10% of the Rejected Realms for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 10% of the Rejected Realms for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel.
13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Handlers to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
20 hours ago: Afghanistan Sucks altered its national flag.
20 hours ago: Afghanistan Sucks altered its national flag.
22 hours ago: Afghanistan Sucks altered its national flag.
3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, almost all of Afghanistan Sucks's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan Sucks, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.