The Wagnerian Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Oj, svijetla majska zoro
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Wagnerian Kingdom of Afghanistan 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by wagn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.23 billion Wagnerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moldavite. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.6%.

The very strong Wagnerian economy, worth 244 trillion kiefers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,791 kiefers, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, military spending recently hit a new high, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afghanistan 2's national animal is the Phidippus mystaceus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Afghanistan 2 is ranked 3,253rd in Lazarus and 110,305th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -156 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago

  • 13 days ago: Afghanistan 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Afghanistan 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 21 days ago: Afghanistan 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan 2, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan 2, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan 2, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan 2, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Afghanistan 2, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 26 days ago: Afghanistan 2 changed its national demonym to "Wagnerian", its demonym adjective to "Wagnerian", and its nation type to "Wagnerian Kingdom".
  • 26 days ago: Afghanistan 2 was refounded in Lazarus.

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