The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
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The Kingdom of Aesir Nordic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.858 billion Aesir Nordicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.5%.

The thriving Aesir Nordician economy, worth 152 trillion Axes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 81,843 Axes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,340 per year while the poor average 15,065, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

People caught mistreating Aesir Nordic's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aesir Nordic's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aesir Nordic is ranked 3rd in Loliterra and 133,471st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Aesir Nordic was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aesir Nordic, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aesir Nordic, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aesir Nordic, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
  • 19 hours ago: Aesir Nordic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of Indigenous Peoples".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aesir Nordic, people caught mistreating Aesir Nordic's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Aesir Nordic voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Aesir Nordic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Aesir Nordic was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Aesir Nordic was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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