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The Sylvania of Aeoliland

“Primum saltus in templo Dei.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Sylvania of Aeoliland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor-General Aeolus with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.234 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stromboeti. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stromboeti Times is sold out, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Heron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Arian.

Aeoliland is ranked 199th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 97,965th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.059 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: AeolilandAeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in AeolilandAeoliland, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AeolilandAeoliland, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stromboeti Times is sold out.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in AeolilandAeoliland, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 4 days ago: AeolilandAeoliland lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AeolilandAeoliland, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 5 days ago: AeolilandAeoliland lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: AeolilandAeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in AeolilandAeoliland, voting is voluntary.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in AeolilandAeoliland, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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