Most Beautiful Environments: 656th Least Corrupt Governments: 859th Most Rebellious Youth: 870th
The Øymark of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Natur er Guds første tempel
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Øymark of Aeoliland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Marki Henk with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.897 billion Aeolilandings enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vindøya. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The large but sluggish Aeolilandian economy, worth 449 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 65,198 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Bjørn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Aeoliland is ranked 14,749th in the world and 96th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,026.81 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 656thLeast Corrupt Governments: 859thMost Rebellious Youth: 870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,050thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,103rdMost Pacifist: 1,106thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,162ndNicest Citizens: 1,247thBest Weather: 1,293rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,322ndMost Cultured: 1,341stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,543rdLargest Governments: 1,688thSmartest Citizens: 2,576thMost Devout: 2,970thHighest Drug Use: 2,996thHealthiest Citizens: 4,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,581stMost Inclusive: 4,714thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,393rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,385thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,942ndSafest: 10,214thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,466thNudest: 10,770thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,527thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,749th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Aeoliland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Quarantine Regulation".
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, Aeolilandian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the nation is completely gun-free.

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