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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland

“Primum saltus in templo Dei.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor-General Aeolus with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.768 billion Aeolilandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stromboeti. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Heron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Paganism, and its currency is the Arian.

Aeoliland is ranked 26th in Osiris and 935th in the world for Best Weather, with 464 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 6 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 9 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 11 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 13 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 15 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.

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