Least Corrupt Governments: 802nd Most Beautiful Environments: 890th Most Pacifist: 987th
The Øymark of
Left-wing Utopia
Natur er Guds første tempel
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Øymark of Aeoliland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marki Henk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.197 billion Aeolilandings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vindøya. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The large but sluggish Aeolilandian economy, worth 320 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 51,709 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Book Publishing facilities are being turned into Bjørn habitats, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Bjørn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Aeoliland is ranked 1,313th in the world and 17th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.38 Years.

Top
1%
Least Corrupt Governments: 802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 890thMost Pacifist: 987thNicest Citizens: 1,118thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,169thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,342ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,350thMost Cultured: 1,559thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 1,891stBest Weather: 2,027thSmartest Citizens: 2,350thMost Devout: 3,290thHighest Drug Use: 3,505thHealthiest Citizens: 4,868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,384thMost Inclusive: 6,911thNudest: 8,350thSafest: 9,082ndTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,386thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,516thLowest Crime Rates: 12,632ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,924th
Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Extensive Civil Rights and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, Book Publishing facilities are being turned into Bjørn habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.

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