Most Beautiful Environments: 727th Least Corrupt Governments: 750th Most Pacifist: 965th
The Øymark of
Left-wing Utopia
Natur er Guds første tempel
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
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The Øymark of Aeoliland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marki Henk with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.314 billion Aeolilandings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vindøya. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but underdeveloped Aeolilandian economy, worth 418 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 66,291 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, religious education is a new government priority, Aeoliland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Bjørn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Aeoliland is ranked 180,592nd in the world and 205th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -28.97 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 727thLeast Corrupt Governments: 750thMost Pacifist: 965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,078thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,097thNicest Citizens: 1,108thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,146thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,217thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,375thMost Cultured: 1,473rdBest Weather: 1,560thLargest Governments: 1,754thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,330thMost Devout: 2,825thHighest Drug Use: 3,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,819thHealthiest Citizens: 4,691stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,519thMost Inclusive: 6,650thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,699thNudest: 6,858thMost Politically Free: 8,287thSafest: 8,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,612thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,780thLowest Crime Rates: 12,861stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,727thMost Extreme: 15,116th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, Aeoliland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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