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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland

“Primum saltus in templo Dei.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor-General Aeolus with a fair hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.921 billion Aeolilandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stromboeti. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, a government program is underway to revitalize Aeoliland's beaches, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Heron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Paganism, and its currency is the Arian.

Aeoliland is ranked 205th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 83,588th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 13 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 5 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 15 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 16 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, a government program is underway to revitalize Aeoliland's beaches.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.

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