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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland

“Primum saltus in templo Dei.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Governor-General Aeolus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.647 billion Aeolilandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stromboeti. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Heron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Paganism, and its currency is the Arian.

Aeoliland is ranked 12th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 828th in the world for Best Weather, with 469 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 28 days ago

  • 18 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 41 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 47 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 47 days ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
  • 54 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".

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