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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland

“Primum saltus in templo Dei.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Holy Zombie Hordes of Aeoliland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Governor-General Aeolus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strong anti-business policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5.072 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stromboeti. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Aeolilandite casinos, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Heron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Paganism, and its currency is the Arian.

Aeoliland is ranked 28th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 11,316th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 12 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Aeolilandite casinos.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Aeoliland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Aeoliland, religious education is a new government priority.

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