Most Beautiful Environments: 745th Least Corrupt Governments: 767th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,024th
The Øymark of
Left-wing Utopia
Natur er Guds første tempel
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
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The Øymark of Aeoliland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marki Henk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.522 billion Aeolilandings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vindøya. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The large but underdeveloped Aeolilandian economy, worth 438 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 67,174 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, society has literally been thrown to the wolves, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Bjørn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Aeoliland is ranked 9,383rd in the world and 68th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,105.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Most Beautiful Environments: 745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 767thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,024thMost Pacifist: 1,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,191stNicest Citizens: 1,230thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,305thMost Cultured: 1,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,505thTop
5%
Best Weather: 1,693rdLargest Governments: 1,728thSmartest Citizens: 2,449thMost Devout: 2,861stHighest Drug Use: 3,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,986thHealthiest Citizens: 4,701stMost Inclusive: 5,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,891stMost Politically Free: 6,970thTop
10%
Nudest: 8,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,766thSafest: 8,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,383rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,278thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,718thLowest Crime Rates: 14,783rd
Top
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, society has literally been thrown to the wolves.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Aeoliland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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