The Sindar Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.739 billion Sindars are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelosian economy, worth an astonishing 19,809 trillion Celevons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 769,646 Celevons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,900,706 per year while the poor average 84,239, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Citizens are forbidden from leaving the country, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, Aelosia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The belief in the Valar.

Aelosia is ranked 1st in Tareldanore and 9th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 5,823 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, Aelosia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 4 days ago: Aelosia was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, Everqueen Aliria panders to nontraditional families.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.

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