Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Sindar Empire of Aelosia

“Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Tareldanore

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.588 billion Sindars are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Aelos Craftworld Times is sold out, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The belief in the Valar, and its currency is the Celevon.

Aelosia is ranked 6th in Tareldanore and 117,458th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -728 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 14 hours ago

  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Aelos Craftworld Times is sold out.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, almost all of Aelosia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics