The Sindar Empire of
Capitalizt
Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.525 billion Sindars enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelosian economy, worth an astonishing 20,315 trillion Celevons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,896 Celevons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,437,121 per year while the poor average 71,274, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The belief in the Valar.

Aelosia is ranked 3rd in Tareldanore and 43,885th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 79 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Aelosia was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Capitalizt".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 6 days ago: Aelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 35 days ago: Aelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 55 days ago: Aelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 56 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 56 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 60 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.

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