Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th
The Sindar Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!
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Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.588 billion Sindars are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelosian economy, worth an astonishing 22,324 trillion Celevons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 809,211 Celevons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,105,328 per year while the poor average 145,380, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', landfills fill the land, books are so highly regarded in Aelosia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The belief in the Valar.

Aelosia is ranked 184,048th in the world and 4th in Tareldanore for Longest Average Lifespans, with 28.34 Years.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7thLargest Black Market: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Cultured: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 16thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20thHighest Economic Output: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77thSmartest Citizens: 83rdLargest Retail Industry: 86thLargest Governments: 115thRudest Citizens: 161stMost Subsidized Industry: 176thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 180thLargest Insurance Industry: 195thLargest Mining Sector: 195thMost Corrupt Governments: 265thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 445thFattest Citizens: 450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 560thLowest Crime Rates: 574thLargest Populations: 578thMost Devout: 811thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,082ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,139thMost Efficient Economies: 1,421stMost Avoided: 1,457thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,517thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,540thTop
5%
Most Stationary: 2,622ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,216thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,492ndMost Influential: 7,414thSafest: 7,512thTop
10%
Most Developed: 13,351stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,641stNudest: 17,489th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aelosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, books are so highly regarded in Aelosia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Aelos Craftworld to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, much of Aelosia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Aelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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