The Sindar Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.3 billion Sindars enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelosian economy, worth an astonishing 20,201 trillion Celevons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 798,477 Celevons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,342,939 per year while the poor average 75,477, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The belief in the Valar.

Aelosia is ranked 4th in Tareldanore and 139,506th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -18 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 19 days ago: Aelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Aelosia with a very polite populace.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Aelosia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.

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