Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th Largest Black Market: 13th
The Sindar Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.92 billion Sindars are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelosian economy, worth an astonishing 22,449 trillion Celevons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 804,072 Celevons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,515,845 per year while the poor average 116,010, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, Aelosia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The belief in the Valar.

Aelosia is ranked 6th in the world and 1st in Tareldanore for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 34,385.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thLargest Black Market: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Cultured: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 16thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56thSmartest Citizens: 86thLargest Retail Industry: 99thLargest Governments: 184thLargest Gambling Industry: 184thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 194thLargest Mining Sector: 195thMost Armed: 209thMost Subsidized Industry: 214thRudest Citizens: 238thMost Corrupt Governments: 264thFattest Citizens: 467thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 517thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 523rdLargest Populations: 570thMost Avoided: 656thMost Devout: 868thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 933rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,190thMost Efficient Economies: 1,406thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,562ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,722ndMost Influential: 7,466thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,466thMost Pro-Market: 9,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,594th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, Aelosia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, Hound of Valinor sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.

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