The Sindar Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.945 billion Sindars are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelosian economy, worth an astonishing 20,317 trillion Celevons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 783,109 Celevons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,424,184 per year while the poor average 112,985, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, the ban on cars has been repealed, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The belief in the Valar.

Aelosia is ranked 3rd in Tareldanore and 11,721st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, Hound of Valinor is one of the most popular forenames in Aelosia.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Aelosia was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.

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