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The Deputy Mayor of Aeken

“I promise to always have your best interests at heart.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Tofulinearity


The Deputy Mayor of Aeken is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snow White with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.297 billion Aekenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fabletown. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Dollars of property damage, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeken's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Dollar.

Aeken is ranked 12th in Tofulinearity and 7,999th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 9 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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