The Republic of Adolphus the Brigand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 15.756 billion Adolphus the Brigandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Adolphus the Brigandian economy, worth 724 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,013 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, Harry Potter books are banned, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolphus the Brigand's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adolphus the Brigand is ranked 176,961^st in the world and 81^st in Red Back Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.7 law-abiding acts per hour.