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The Republic of Achiotopia

“All your bodies are belong to us!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Republic of Achiotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Achilleus with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 14.891 billion Achiotopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achiopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achiotopia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the euro.

Achiotopia is ranked 688th in 10000 Islands and 93,648th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -10 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Achiotopia's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achiotopia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achiotopia, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 19 hours ago: Achiotopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Achiotopia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achiotopia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achiotopia, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Achiotopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achiotopia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achiotopia, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.

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