Healthiest Citizens: 13th Most Influential: 14th Most Developed: 27th
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The Republic of Achiotopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Achilleus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.274 billion Achiotopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achiopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Achiotopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,352 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,719 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime is totally unknown. Achiotopia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achiotopia is ranked 23,868th in the world and 397th in 10000 Islands for Largest Governments, scoring 25.57 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 13thMost Influential: 14thMost Developed: 27thBest Weather: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50thLargest Information Technology Sector: 64thLongest Average Lifespans: 70thMost Secular: 125thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 141stMost Rebellious Youth: 162ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 242ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 263rdSmartest Citizens: 278thLeast Corrupt Governments: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 395thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 404thNicest Citizens: 426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 462ndMost Efficient Economies: 475thMost Stationary: 661stMost Pacifist: 700thHighest Economic Output: 771stHighest Average Incomes: 1,603rdTop
Most Inclusive: 1,743rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,974thSafest: 2,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,354thLargest Populations: 3,421stLowest Crime Rates: 5,893rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,029thMost Cultured: 7,434thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,372ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,075thMost Politically Free: 15,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,551st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionLargest Black Market: 178th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 193rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Achiotopia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Achiotopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 119 » Dustwind, Tzo, FreeGunsForAll, Osea Island, Seranis, Grungerock, Iontan, Solleana, Imbarien, Rex Republic, The Blessed and Almighty Bog, Slaytania, Matterland, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Earth Federation, Kelvinski, The Soylent Green Party, Testa, Coreras, Mystiquelle, Spncrgmn, Beiluxia, Steidenland, Zyrcrestia, Kokkinostan, Blogotopia, Denly, The United Dog Days Providence, Ilha Rongo Koa, Zeklandia, Germanahii, Wysrod, The Republic of lkxciv, Samanar, De Danann, AmericaIS THE BEST, Manlinesslavia, Yentria, Morroi, Drakkar Unitary Absolutist, Hellazar, Chronopolice, Cardini, New Icelandic Republic, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Tasmanian Islands, Spiritbw, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, A Death Arena, Palman, and 69 others.Miltominia, Zeganas, Colonel Terrosit, Perzische Keizer, Lady of the light, Candlewhisper Archive, Harmony Choas, Grifopolis, Germanic and Jewish people, Aedue, Ceremonial Pipe Company, Wailfolk, Switmerica, Collective Society of Clementi, Aragosae, Better Indonesia, Urinai, Carthosha, Digatoria, Iluuz, Siuts, Dopiax, Deesates, The State of Walrus Devotion, Imbria, Puzzlement Pizza, Louisistan, Glorious Nero, Hamtown, Hacame, Atlanta Island, Old Atlantica, Lamborghini Murcielago, Kandivia, Othan, Lebenlauf, Those against abusers, Zuslosal, Breax Scait, South Baker, Confederate Islands Of Paputu, Campo de la Paz, The Republic of The Sith, Republic Of Sindria, Oom, Grimlandia, Sofa Class, Metricis, Central Realms, Gunzerlander, Xestar, Koalakon, North Southumberland, The Exclave Of Chernoclav, Cesaris, Sovereign Republic of Welm, Keam, Ozylandias, Myopic, Viadora, Mohr, Rabbitomia, Doltharos, Phrados, AFT, Anollasia, Loose Tribes, Sedburgh, and New Mimiland.

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