The Glittering United States of
Father Knows Best State
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 22.905 billion Achaianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Achaianian economy, worth 702 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,663 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, citizens must pay to enjoy Achaian's pristine beaches, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Achaian to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Achaian is ranked 3,774th in Osiris and 123,535th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -957 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Achaian was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Achaian fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Developed.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Achaian fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Developed.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Achaian to be bombproof.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens must pay to enjoy Achaian's pristine beaches.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.

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