The Glittering United States of
Father Knows Best State
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.826 billion Achaianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Achaianian economy, worth 741 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,131 platinum stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 15th in Osiris and 327th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Achaian was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, organ donation rates have hit a new low.

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