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The Glittering United States of Achaian

“Fear Zeus”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 21.057 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the platinum stone.

Achaian is ranked 3,736th in Lazarus and 120,601st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -11 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Achaian Blood Tithe.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.

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