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The Glittering United States of Achaian

“Fear Zeus”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 22.498 billion Achaianians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the platinum stone.

Achaian is ranked 3,295th in Osiris and 116,510th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -391 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, artists are pillars of society.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Achaian was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, all guns must be registered.

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