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The Glittering United States of Achaian

“Fear Zeus”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rupert with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 22.749 billion Achaianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Achaianian economy, worth 695 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,567 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Achaian is ranked 3rd in Osiris and 30th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 922 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Achaian was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.

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