Lowest Crime Rates: 6th Highest Average Tax Rates: 15th Largest Governments: 18th
The Glittering United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rupert with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.781 billion Achaianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Achaianian economy, worth a remarkable 8,522 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 318,227 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 178,897th in the world and 4,927th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.03 Weapons Per Person.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 6thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15thLargest Governments: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20thSafest: 23rdMost Cultured: 26thHealthiest Citizens: 27thSmartest Citizens: 38thLargest Welfare Programs: 53rdLongest Average Lifespans: 71stMost Advanced Public Transport: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 95thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107thMost Inclusive: 131stNicest Citizens: 144thMost Advanced Public Education: 166thBest Weather: 222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 229thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 237thMost Pacifist: 250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 298thHighest Economic Output: 305thHighest Poor Incomes: 310thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 755thHighest Average Incomes: 1,028thLargest Populations: 1,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,351stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,417thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,420thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,030thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,788thMost Devout: 7,004thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,998thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,255thMost Stationary: 12,376thMost Developed: 14,713th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 122nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 315th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 364th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 368th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Achaian was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of The Citizens Moral Democracy, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Achaian was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of The Citizens Moral Democracy, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Achaian was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of The Citizens Moral Democracy, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Achaian was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of The Citizens Moral Democracy, killing 1 million zombies.

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