Lowest Crime Rates: 8th Most Scientifically Advanced: 10th Largest Governments: 18th
The Glittering United States of
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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.604 billion Achaianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Achaianian economy, worth a remarkable 9,187 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 358,836 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 18th in the world and 1st in Osiris for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5,187.77 Tourists Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10thLargest Governments: 18thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18thSmartest Citizens: 19thMost Inclusive: 21stMost Cultured: 23rdHealthiest Citizens: 25thSafest: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 80thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thMost Advanced Public Transport: 106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114thNicest Citizens: 124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 151stBest Weather: 187thMost Advanced Public Education: 191stMost Compassionate Citizens: 192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 227thHighest Economic Output: 247thMost Pacifist: 251stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 451stHighest Average Incomes: 543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 847thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,023rdLargest Populations: 1,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,725thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,677thMost Devout: 4,794thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,057thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,643rdMost Developed: 12,426thMost Stationary: 15,070th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionMost Stationary: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionMost Devout: 209th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Developed: 392nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 416th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Achaian after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, all guns must be registered.


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