Lowest Crime Rates: 5th Highest Average Tax Rates: 15th Largest Governments: 16th
The Glittering United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear Zeus
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rupert with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 25.995 billion Achaianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Achaianian economy, worth a remarkable 8,260 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 317,773 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 39,372nd in the world and 1,357th in Osiris for Nudest, with 182 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15thLargest Governments: 16thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20thMost Cultured: 23rdHealthiest Citizens: 24thSafest: 24thSmartest Citizens: 33rdMost Inclusive: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 49thLongest Average Lifespans: 61stMost Advanced Public Transport: 65thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rdMost Beautiful Environments: 84thMost Cheerful Citizens: 97thMost Advanced Public Education: 120thNicest Citizens: 122ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 194thBest Weather: 202ndMost Pacifist: 226thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 300thHighest Poor Incomes: 307thHighest Economic Output: 311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 643rdHighest Average Incomes: 997thLargest Populations: 1,175thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,395thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,498thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,955thMost Average: 4,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,809thMost Devout: 6,610thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 8,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,060thMost Developed: 13,713thMost Stationary: 14,228th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionMost Average: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 226th in the regionMost Devout: 280th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 331st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 338th in the regionMost Developed: 427th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Achaian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Achaian's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.

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