The Glittering United States of
Father Knows Best State
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.99 billion Achaianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Achaianian economy, worth 749 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,227 platinum stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government pours millions of platinum stones into rehabilitation programs annually, and jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 3rd in Osiris and 137th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 2,306 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, the government pours millions of platinum stones into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.

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