The Glittering United States of
Father Knows Best State
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.301 billion Achaianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Achaianian economy, worth 720 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,919 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 1st in Osiris and 89th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 19 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 20 hours ago: Achaian was ranked #1 in the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, governments opposing Achaian are beset by rebels.

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