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The Glittering United States of Achaian

“Fear Zeus”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.613 billion Achaianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the platinum stone.

Achaian is ranked 3rd in Lazarus and 45th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 105 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, government officials across Achaian are being "encouraged" to adopt black cats to set an example for the populace.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, Achaian successfully hosted the Lazarus Olympics.

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