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The Glittering United States of Achaian

“Fear Zeus”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 21.658 billion Achaianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, graffiti graces every city's streets, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the platinum stone.

Achaian is ranked 3,142nd in Lazarus and 111,938th in the world for Most Average, scoring -14,358 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, students cut up leftover platinum stones during Arts and Crafts.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Achaian, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.

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