The Glittering United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rupert with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 24.951 billion Achaianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Achaianian economy, worth 786 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,529 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 4,070th in Osiris and 143,379th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Achaian was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Achaian was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.

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