The Holiest Flavor of
Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.335 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 22,521 trillion corn chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 823,917 corn chips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,926,886 per year while the poor average 36,891, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 1st in Holy Lands and 3rd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 8,154 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Paprika.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.

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