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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.826 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the country is preparing for war, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 1st in Holy Lands and 23rd in the world for Largest Populations, with 25,826 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the country is preparing for war.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the ABU AMMAR Blood Tithe.

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