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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.397 billion ABU AMMARians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 21,691 trillion corn chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 821,754 corn chips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,090,312 per year while the poor average 57,236, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million corn chip battlesuits, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in ABU AMMAR's many privately-owned prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 2nd in Holy Lands and 113,327th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -14,741.75 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 90 minutes ago

  • 37 minutes ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in ABU AMMAR's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: ABU AMMAR was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, soldiers are equipped with multi-million corn chip battlesuits.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 8 days ago: ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 11 days ago: ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".

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