Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.838 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 2nd in Holy Lands and 113,015th in the world for Best Weather, with -6,420 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the country is preparing for war.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics