The Holiest Flavor of
Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.679 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 24,045 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 838,432 corn chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,064,573 per year while the poor average 100,111, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 1st in Holy Lands and 27th in the world for Safest, scoring 8,596.357 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.

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