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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.316 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in ABU AMMAR's many privately-owned prisons, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, ABU AMMAR's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 1st in Holy Lands and 3,535th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 12 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: ABU AMMAR voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, ABU AMMAR's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in ABU AMMAR's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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