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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.286 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 3rd in Holy Lands and 112,205th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -109 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 23 hours ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the Great ABU AMMAR Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.

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