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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.191 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

ABU AMMAR Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', ABU AMMAR-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 2nd in Holy Lands and 117,547th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -921 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 42 minutes ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, ABU AMMAR-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, ABU AMMAR Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the country is preparing for war.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.

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