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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.633 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

The government snoops on private internet connections, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 3rd in Holy Lands and 113,992nd in the world for Best Weather, with -6,356 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: ABU AMMAR fell out of the world Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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