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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.525 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million corn chip battlesuits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 1st in Holy Lands and 22nd in the world for Safest, scoring 5,114 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, soldiers are equipped with multi-million corn chip battlesuits.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.

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