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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.697 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in ABU AMMAR's many privately-owned prisons, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 2nd in Holy Lands and 101,951st in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -5 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in ABU AMMAR's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 13 days ago: ABU AMMAR fell out of the world Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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