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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Holy Lands

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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.496 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the corn chip.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 3rd in Holy Lands and 111,354th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -148 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, much of ABU AMMAR's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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