The Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.854 billion AbsAnumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 127,863 aanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, AbsAnumia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 53rd in the Rejected Realms and 3,701st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 40 minutes ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • 40 minutes ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, AbsAnumia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.

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