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The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.546 billion AbsAnumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,501 aanas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

All marriages are arranged by the government, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 2,257th in the Rejected Realms and 106,891st in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 0 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".

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