The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.391 billion AbsAnumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 124,444 aanas, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is buying children's books by the thousands, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 678th in the Rejected Realms and 40,681st in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 116 minutes ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: AbsAnumia fell out of the world Top 5% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: AbsAnumia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, guns are banned.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.

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