The Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.117 billion AbsAnumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,295 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 128,054 aanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the Rejected Realms, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 325th in the Rejected Realms and 22,733rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 38 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the Rejected Realms.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, nudity is frowned upon.

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