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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.58 billion AbsAnumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Furniture Restoration.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, AbsAnumia recently decided against having a capital city, and AbsAnumia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 133rd in the Rejected Realms and 9,899th in the world for Largest Populations, with 8,580 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 85 minutes ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, AbsAnumia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, AbsAnumia recently decided against having a capital city.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

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