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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.629 billion AbsAnumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Furniture Restoration.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 313th in the Rejected Realms and 21,846th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 49 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around AbsAnumia City.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.

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