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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.16 billion AbsAnumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,881 aanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and students cut up leftover aanas during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 2,331st in the Rejected Realms and 107,620th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -387.8 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, students cut up leftover aanas during Arts and Crafts.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: AbsAnumia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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