The Grand Duchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.461 billion AbsAnumians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,083 aanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetarianism is compulsory, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and all marriages are arranged by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 2,201st in the Rejected Realms and 126,319th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring -155 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, vegetarianism is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, AbsAnumia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.

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