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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.598 billion AbsAnumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Furniture Restoration.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, cities are engulfed by smog, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 1,495th in the Rejected Realms and 59,203rd in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 48 minutes ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 48 minutes ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, AbsAnumia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, AbsAnumia recently decided against having a capital city.

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