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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.042 billion AbsAnumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling industries.

Fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, vegetarianism is compulsory, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 4,904th in the Rejected Realms and 94,306th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 61 minutes ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, vegetarianism is compulsory.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 4 days ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government is reining in public spending.

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