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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.474 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 56%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration industries.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 3,015th in the Rejected Realms and 96,800th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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