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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.061 billion AbsAnumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining industries.

Criminals are thrown to the trees to repay their debt to society, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, all forms of advertising are banned, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 680th in the Rejected Realms and 43,065th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 2 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, criminals are thrown to the trees to repay their debt to society.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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