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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.266 billion AbsAnumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration industries.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, politicians live in abject luxury, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 78th in the Rejected Realms and 5,007th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 102.1 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, politicians live in abject luxury.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding AbsAnumia.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, cars are banned.

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