The Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.705 billion AbsAnumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,098 aanas, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, thousands of AbsAnumia's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 49th in the Rejected Realms and 3,676th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 19 minutes ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • 1 day ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, thousands of AbsAnumia's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.

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