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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.453 billion AbsAnumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Furniture Restoration.

Tree owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 2,937th in the Rejected Realms and 108,435th in the world for Best Weather, with -195 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, tree owners exercise their pets at a snail's pace or risk a court appearance.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.

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