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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia

“Deal with it”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.463 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 56%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration industries.

The nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the aana.

AbsAnumia is ranked 3,126th in the Rejected Realms and 106,058th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -4 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • 5 days ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).

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