The Grand Duchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Grand Duchy of AbsAnumia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.268 billion AbsAnumians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AbsAnumia City. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AbsAnumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion aanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 125,776 aanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous AbsAnumian bee, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbsAnumia's national animal is the tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

AbsAnumia is ranked 105th in the Rejected Realms and 6,584th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : AbsAnumia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous AbsAnumian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : AbsAnumia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in AbsAnumia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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