The Diplomatic Nation of Abahple is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sao Phi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.963 billion Ozians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The very strong Ozian economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion Unicoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,150 Unicoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, sports club owners are having a moneyball, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abahple's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abahple is ranked 18,234^th in the world and 1^st in Kinjerian Federation 2 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.19 law-abiding acts per hour.