The Infinte Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Any opposition will be struck down. Not once but twice!
Emperor Argos Aaron
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The Infinte Empire of Aaron is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Argos Aaron with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.194 billion Aaronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Aaron. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion Arrows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 243,048 Arrows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military service is compulsory, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaron's national animal is the Aaronian dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Force.

Aaron is ranked 1st in The Nation of Nations and Friends and 2,617th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 16 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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