The Infinte Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Any opposition will be struck down. Not once but twice!
Emperor Argos Aaron
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The Infinte Empire of Aaron is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Argos Aaron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.473 billion Aaronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Aaron. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Arrows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 253,577 Arrows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaron's national animal is the Aaronian dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Force.

Aaron is ranked 10th in The Nation of Nations and Friends and 137,346th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,561.619 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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