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The Republic of A really cool guy is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 283 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports industries.

Voting is voluntary, military spending is on the increase, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. A really cool guy's national animal is the sure footed tabby cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mceuro.

A really cool guy is ranked 1361st in the region and 29,284th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.