The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.373 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 7,830 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 478,246 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,176,508 per year while the poor average 64,242, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

The government has the power to seize property at will, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and citizens must pay to enjoy A mean old man's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 141st in The East Pacific and 7,402nd in the world for Safest, scoring 781.542 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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