“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The East Pacific
The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.199 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of A mean old man's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago
- 1 day 18 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Aboroginia Virginia.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: A mean old man's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- 2 days 22 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Destructive Empire of Pendragonania.
- 3 days 11 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Wildebell.
- 3 days 15 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Slightly less dusty nation of The Werewolf Consortuim.
- 3 days 17 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic States of Fidbank.
- 4 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Dominion of Nothrend.
- 5 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Groverlandia.
- 5 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Fiefdom of The Fourth Imperium.
- 5 days ago: A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate St Abbaddon".
Endorsements Received: 114 » Lanagon, Lyontisia, Elimitria, Todd McCloud, West Heights, Drakkengard, Elejamie, Danesopia, Kaigi, Freedom Fascists, Elkenian, Duracell, Southern Yugoslavia, Bella The Dog, Garyana, Trimmania, Adolanta, Zang0, AirFresheners, Kingberg, The Romanum Legio, Matioria, Vulshain, Selzburg, Baru Surga, Imperial Phoenix Terra, The Atlanticans, Aisa, New Papal States, Eruopia, Selenetica, SacrumRomanum, The island of Kiria, The Cults Children, North Canadia, Emmieopolopolis, Fyrdowsi, Totalwintopia, Edithzia, MatttehC, Vorudainia, Lurchiland, HOPEY CHANGY, Uniclear, Caldring, Opfern, Bachtendekuppen, Fractal Adventurers, The United States of Rome, Lux aeturnum, and 64 others.Mufastan, Soulia, Amselheim, Mundiferrum, A Slanted Black Stripe, Ramaeus, Pikminian, Goodnamesarerare, Zevelaer, Dragonia, Caer Dathyl, Sandybeach, Hibernien, British Grand Pacific, Lolpah, Owali, Yuggoth, Druubeltown, Attenboroughs Ark, Tsarist Russia 2, Icuri, Treudon, Chung King, Tendaren, Rojovo, Barazuldum, Lynalium, Beckveria, American Optimus, Cranky Corners, Crattis, Utilitarian Utopia, Blazing Samaritan, Bundesrepublik Thammasat, Camotes, Sumanaria, Molzavar, Vladimir Goethe, Gongland, New World Homefront NWHF, Sowatdii, Resse, Dannistaan, Earth Imperium, Jarlaheim, NaiaRoka, Great Jenstonia, Ritznazzioni, Neo Maharlika, United industrial, United Amerasian Confederacy, Hegemon, Cherubim, Roissyland, Brotherland, Ursantium, Nalt, The Greater States of Valyria, Groverlandia, Nothrend, Fidbank, The Werewolf Consortuim, Wildebell, and Pendragonania.