“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
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Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The East Pacific
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.886 billion FISH are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is FISHING, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago
- 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- 1 day 20 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Byl.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Galactic Space Station.
- 3 days 21 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Allied States of Scott elliott.
- 4 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Lagaronians.
- 5 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Queendom of Northern Doggerland.
- 6 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Zanaris.
- 7 days ago: A mean old man created a custom banner.
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
- 8 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Marquettes.
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