“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
The Rancid Spleen Water of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.459 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 3 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Baiynistan.
- 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- 4 hours ago: A mean old man lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- 5 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Huzan.
- 7 hours ago: A mean old man endorsed The Republic of Rennen-Slovette.
- 8 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Free Land of Elkenian.
- 13 hours ago: A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
- 16 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Free Land of Smovelensky.
- 18 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Ramaeus.
- 19 hours ago: A mean old man endorsed The Kingdom of Delfia.
Endorsements Received: 39 (Lanagon, Slys Paws, Lyontisia, Divitaen, Pikminian, Elimitria, Acrotasia, Lery, A Slanted Black Stripe, Etiowsa, Chung King, Todd McCloud, The Republic of Cybran, Opfern, West Heights, Yuggoth, Drakkengard, Saxtonia, Goodnamesarerare, Hegemon, Shanghellies, Utopian Heights, Wahnsinnland, Elejamie, Resora, Nylter, Danesopia, Shodia, Kaigi, Aardania, Edithzia, Jrustela, Freedom Fascists, Malayas, Ramaeus, Smovelensky, Elkenian, Huzan, Baiynistan)