“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The East Pacific
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.209 billion assholes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, military spending recently hit a new high, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Community of Rexero.
- 13 hours ago: A mean old man lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- 13 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Imperialian Angelus Vendetta of Vom Leben.
- 18 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic States of Kevcoq.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Great Illyria.
- 5 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Britanloss.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
- 6 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Roissyland.
- 7 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ilharn.
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