The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the benevolent Doctor Henry Killinger with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.083 billion Pacificans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pacifican economy, worth a remarkable 5,480 trillion Francoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 363,348 Francoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,373,335 per year while the poor average 66,885, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, military spending is on the increase, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Francoism.

A mean old man is ranked 84th in The East Pacific and 4,840th in the world for Best Weather, with 112 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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