The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.423 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,618 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 364,266 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,624,626 per year while the poor average 50,743, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.
Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, there are no minimum wage laws, and the nation is proudly the least fertile in The East Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Joalteora.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Federation of Noralia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lavanda.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The United States of Patrick Buchanan.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The United States of Penfifteen.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Navarucia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Untied States of Eldridge Crossings.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Community of Nimporia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The People's Republic of East Jakalgeria.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Matriarchy of LatePanem.
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