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The FISH-Choked Lawn of A mean old man A mean old man was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 75

“Always fighting crime -- especially FISH-related.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The East Pacific


The FISH-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.535 billion FISH are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the FISH. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, political activists are routinely executed, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old FISH, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is FISHING, and its currency is the colostomy FISH.

A mean old man is ranked 40th in The East Pacific and 2,939th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 137 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago


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