The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the benevolent Doctor Henry Killinger with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.695 billion Pacificans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pacifican economy, worth a remarkable 5,326 trillion Francoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 362,474 Francoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,370,030 per year while the poor average 66,724, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, military spending is on the increase, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Francoism.

A mean old man is ranked 51st in The East Pacific and 2,584th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 122 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, military spending is on the increase.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: A mean old man endorsed The Vizier Puffin of Bachtendekuppen.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Vizier Puffin of Bachtendekuppen.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Non-interference in Elections".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, A mean old man's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, criminals are thrown to the really old cats to repay their debt to society.

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