NationStates | The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man

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“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.659 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.

A mean old man is ranked 4,292nd in the Pacific and 94,120th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -253 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

General Assembly Resolution Author Security Council Resolution Author (x8) Easter Eggs (2) Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of the Pacific for Most Authoritarian Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of the Pacific for Most Extreme Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme Top 1% of the Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 10% of the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry Top 10% of the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Safest Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

17 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
7 days ago: A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
7 days ago: A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
8 days ago: A mean old man lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
9 days ago: A mean old man resigned from the World Assembly.
9 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Loyal Shapes of Jeux II.
10 days ago: A mean old man fell out of the world Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.

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