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The FISH-Choked Lawn of A mean old man A mean old man was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 75

“Always fighting crime -- especially FISH-related.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The East Pacific


The FISH-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.352 billion FISH are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the FISH. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout A mean old man after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old FISH, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is FISHING, and its currency is the colostomy FISH.

A mean old man is ranked 3,781st in The East Pacific and 110,588th in the world for Best Weather, with -397 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago


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