“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: The East Pacific
The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.664 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 31 minutes ago
- 2 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of DaSevenhorse.
- 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- 9 hours ago: A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Adequate Shelter".
- 9 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Fishy Nation of Tano.
- 12 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Xoriet.
- 13 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Karma Police of Babiana.
- 15 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Federation of Cranky Corners.
- 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- 3 days 10 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Fratalia.
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