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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man A mean old man was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 75

“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The East Pacific


The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.12 billion FISH are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient FISHY economy, worth a remarkable 5,042 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 357,146 colostomy bags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,225,285 per year while the poor average 76,404, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FISHING.

A mean old man is ranked 51st in The East Pacific and 2,592nd in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,162.6 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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