“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
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Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The East Pacific
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.011 billion assholes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, soldiers are equipped with multi-million colostomy bag battlesuits, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 15 minutes ago
- 6 minutes ago: A mean old man changed its national demonym adjective to "impotent" and its demonym plural to "assholes".
- 7 minutes ago: A mean old man changed its national demonym to "prick".
- 1 day 8 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The TEP Delegate-Emeritus of Bachtendekuppen.
- 2 days 2 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Confederation of Glovania.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: A mean old man changed its national nation type to "Weed-Choked Lawn".
- 2 days 18 hours ago: A mean old man altered its national flag.
- 2 days 18 hours ago: A mean old man endorsed The Republic of Kohlandia.
- 2 days 22 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Kohlandia.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: A mean old man changed its national nation type to "Yes".
- 3 days 22 hours ago: A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Capitalist Paradise".
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