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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man A mean old man was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 75

“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.659 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.

A mean old man is ranked 4,292nd in the Pacific and 94,120th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -253 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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