“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
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Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The East Pacific
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.766 billion FISH are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, bicyclists are banned from major roads, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is FISHING, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago
- 1 day 7 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia.
- 1 day 10 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Nibensirien.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: A mean old man lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: A mean old man lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- 3 days 13 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Rhothschildia.
- 4 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The People's Republic of Lerison.
- 5 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Union of Socialist Puterrepubliks.
- 5 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Taniopai.
- 6 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Tommylandinia.
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