The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.423 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,618 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 364,266 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,624,626 per year while the poor average 50,743, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, there are no minimum wage laws, and the nation is proudly the least fertile in The East Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 6,289th in The East Pacific and 130,186th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -15 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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