Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 51st Largest Agricultural Sector: 156th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.197 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,918 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 344,172 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,333,503 per year while the poor average 60,881, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in the world, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 32,921st in the world and 843rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,370.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51stLargest Agricultural Sector: 156thMost Corrupt Governments: 275thLargest Insurance Industry: 336thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 559thHighest Economic Output: 608thHighest Average Incomes: 676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 864thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,033rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,284thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,738thLowest Crime Rates: 1,936thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,055thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,535thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,047thLargest Mining Sector: 3,107thLargest Black Market: 3,224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,364thMost Influential: 3,674thMost Secular: 4,328thLargest Populations: 4,623rdBest Weather: 6,606thLargest Governments: 6,850thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,506thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,426thFattest Citizens: 11,171stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,311thMost Extreme: 12,892ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,666thLargest Retail Industry: 14,027th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 101st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 139th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 140th in the regionMost Secular: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 177th in the regionFattest Citizens: 265th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 309th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 376th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 392nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 522nd in the regionMost Extreme: 534th in the region

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