Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 51st Largest Agricultural Sector: 143rd
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.026 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,810 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 341,270 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,389,308 per year while the poor average 55,652, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 1,914th in the world and 32nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.36 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51stLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 256thLargest Insurance Industry: 342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 600thHighest Economic Output: 627thHighest Average Incomes: 692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 849thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,021stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,136thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,271stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,707thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,901stLowest Crime Rates: 1,914thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,079thLargest Mining Sector: 3,081stMost Influential: 3,648thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,747thMost Secular: 4,246thLargest Populations: 4,649thLargest Black Market: 5,654thLargest Governments: 6,744thBest Weather: 7,016thMost Extreme: 7,270thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,403rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,622ndMost Conservative: 8,639thMost Efficient Economies: 8,843rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,089thFattest Citizens: 12,431stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,255thLargest Retail Industry: 16,575th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionBest Weather: 143rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionMost Secular: 158th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionFattest Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Extreme: 322nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 351st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 391st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 467th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 507th in the regionMost Stationary: 653rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 684th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 748th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : A mean old man lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : A mean old man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Invasive Species"".
  • : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reproductive Education Act".
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : A mean old man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"".
  • : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
  • : A mean old man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preservation of Artefacts"".

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