The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.636 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,707 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 365,037 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,628,065 per year while the poor average 50,850, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

There are no minimum wage laws, the nation is proudly the least fertile in The East Pacific, the country is preparing for war, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 5,341st in The East Pacific and 124,944th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -23 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Todd McCloud, Ramaeus, A Slanted Black Stripe, Xal Ait, Honor and Glory, Nobunagas Quest, and Blobbo.

View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics