“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The East Pacific
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.742 billion FISH are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is FISHING, and its currency is the colostomy bag.
Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago
- 10 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The People's Republic of Lerison.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Union of Socialist Puterrepubliks.
- 1 day 13 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Taniopai.
- 2 days 5 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Tommylandinia.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Free Land of Central Territory.
- 2 days 13 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Westlea.
- 3 days 2 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Yr Ymerodraeth Am ddim o of The Industrial States of Columbia.
- 3 days 6 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of FishForAll.
- 3 days 8 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Allied States of Wafflestania.
- 3 days 18 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Ducklandian Empire.
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