Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 49th Largest Agricultural Sector: 137th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.839 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,737 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 340,740 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,387,152 per year while the poor average 55,565, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 619th in the world and 11th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 5,737 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49thLargest Agricultural Sector: 137thMost Corrupt Governments: 242ndLargest Insurance Industry: 341stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 577thHighest Economic Output: 619thHighest Average Incomes: 670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 829thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 970thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,249thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,639thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,660thLowest Crime Rates: 1,873rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,006thLargest Mining Sector: 3,053rdMost Secular: 3,222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,316thMost Influential: 3,679thLargest Populations: 4,671stLargest Black Market: 5,595thLargest Governments: 6,373rdBest Weather: 6,770thMost Conservative: 6,967thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,143rdMost Extreme: 7,208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,474thMost Efficient Economies: 8,304thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 11,508thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,204thLargest Retail Industry: 16,191st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionMost Secular: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Extreme: 353rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 356th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 383rd in the regionMost Conservative: 404th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 493rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 644th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 702nd in the regionMost Stationary: 707th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 844th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 922nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
  • : A mean old man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preservation of Artefacts"".
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Super Weenie Hut General.
  • : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Transfers".
  • : A mean old man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Suicide Seeds"".

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