The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.915 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 7,439 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 467,473 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,171,805 per year while the poor average 60,469, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.
'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, and the nation is under martial law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Freedom States Republic.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Chababrubru.
- : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Pakualaman.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Greatest Ukraine.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Hawkish Red Raiders of PrussianEmpire.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Borderlands of Okayama Hiroshima Rep.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The The Grand Holy Bar Stool of McStooley.