Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 59th Largest Agricultural Sector: 157th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.725 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 6,097 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 343,993 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,335,385 per year while the poor average 60,659, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

The police double as repo men, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as ''robots'' by international media, old as hell athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 25,333rd in the world and 1,138th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 68.56 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 59thLargest Agricultural Sector: 157thMost Corrupt Governments: 298thLargest Insurance Industry: 336thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 589thHighest Economic Output: 613thHighest Average Incomes: 716thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 846thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,141stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,162ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,247thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,695thLowest Crime Rates: 2,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,419thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,912thLargest Mining Sector: 3,029thLargest Black Market: 3,283rdMost Secular: 3,541stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,706thMost Influential: 3,960thLargest Populations: 4,473rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,710thTop
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Largest Governments: 7,791stBest Weather: 8,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,788thFattest Citizens: 9,296thMost Efficient Economies: 9,859thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,891stHighest Drug Use: 13,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,032nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 124th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionBest Weather: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionFattest Citizens: 230th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 433rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 437th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 456th in the regionMost Stationary: 482nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 608th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 637th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 644th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, old as hell athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as ''robots'' by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the giant 80-storey carving of a tired and angry old fart in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.

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