Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 55th Largest Agricultural Sector: 155th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.539 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 6,044 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 344,652 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,322,595 per year while the poor average 61,919, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges, the giant 80-storey carving of a tired and angry old fart in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 8,506th in the world and 200th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,613.35 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55thLargest Agricultural Sector: 155thMost Corrupt Governments: 295thLargest Insurance Industry: 340thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 562ndHighest Economic Output: 615thHighest Average Incomes: 715thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 888thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 974thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,190thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,213thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,293rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,665thLowest Crime Rates: 1,965thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,415thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,676thLargest Black Market: 2,955thLargest Mining Sector: 2,997thMost Secular: 3,449thMost Influential: 3,542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,600thLargest Populations: 4,534thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,650thLargest Governments: 7,679thTop
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Best Weather: 8,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,506thFattest Citizens: 9,360thMost Efficient Economies: 9,652ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,358th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 200th in the regionFattest Citizens: 214th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 399th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 497th in the regionMost Stationary: 517th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 571st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 623rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 661st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the giant 80-storey carving of a tired and angry old fart in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : A mean old man's influence in The East Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, royalist is the most offensive slur in the old as hell language.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in A mean old man, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.

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