The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.636 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,707 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 365,037 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,628,065 per year while the poor average 50,850, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.
There are no minimum wage laws, the nation is proudly the least fertile in The East Pacific, the country is preparing for war, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Allied States of Blobbo.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Free Land of Kikomo.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Nobunagas Quest.
- : A mean old man lost the endorsement of The Most Serene Republic of Jkandria.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Jkandria.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Honor and Glory.