Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 53rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 156th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.345 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,967 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 344,031 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,332,954 per year while the poor average 60,856, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and concussed really old catball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 35,998th in the world and 850th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,927.93 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 53rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 156thMost Corrupt Governments: 282ndLargest Insurance Industry: 337thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 577thHighest Economic Output: 605thHighest Average Incomes: 695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 884thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,045thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,293rdTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,747thLowest Crime Rates: 1,961stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,034thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,500thLargest Mining Sector: 3,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,154thLargest Black Market: 3,225thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,265thMost Influential: 3,522ndLargest Populations: 4,542ndMost Secular: 4,710thBest Weather: 6,589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,750thLargest Governments: 6,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,682ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,448thFattest Citizens: 11,430thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,672ndMost Extreme: 14,638thLargest Retail Industry: 15,347th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionMost Secular: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 180th in the regionFattest Citizens: 289th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 381st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 417th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 494th in the regionMost Stationary: 554th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 612th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 676th in the regionMost Extreme: 785th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 796th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 850th in the region

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