The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.247 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 5,540 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 363,387 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,373,482 per year while the poor average 66,892, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.
Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, military spending is on the increase, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man endorsed The Most Excellent Dominion of Aelitia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Contented Republic of Kangarawa.
- : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
- : A mean old man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "National Economic Liberties".
- : A mean old man lodged a message on the Kingdom of Alexandria Regional Message Board.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Franconia Empire.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
- : A mean old man altered its national flag.
Endorsements Received: 17 » Ramaeus, Todd McCloud, East Malaysia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Bachtendekuppen, Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia, Impending Moe, Bolgastan, Blazing Samaritan, Mundiferrum, Ziwaiworld, Sun Rosa, Reui, Davist, Franconia Empire, and Kangarawa.