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The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man A mean old man was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 75

“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The East Pacific


The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.416 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, A mean old man's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.

A mean old man is ranked 2nd in The East Pacific and 110th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 1,160 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago


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