The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.48 billion FISH are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient FISHY economy, worth a remarkable 5,204 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 359,417 colostomy bags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,292,743 per year while the poor average 71,525, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.
Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FISHING.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago
- 3 hours ago: A mean old man was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
- 14 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Orichon.
- 15 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Grand Holy Bar Stool of McStooley.
- 17 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Kingdom of Villemu.
- 1 day 3 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Althonia.
- 1 day 9 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Orhills.
- 1 day 17 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Celebia.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Default Republic.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 2 days 18 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of Falcolonia.
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