A mean old man was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 75
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.294 billion FISH are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient FISHY economy, worth a remarkable 5,127 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 358,713 colostomy bags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,290,210 per year while the poor average 71,385, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, most academic research has ground to a halt, nudity is frowned upon, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FISHING.

A mean old man is ranked 46th in The East Pacific and 3,109th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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