“Always fighting crime -- especially FISH-related.”
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Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The East Pacific
The FISH-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by a tired and angry old FISH with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.535 billion FISH are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the FISH. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, political activists are routinely executed, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old FISH, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is FISHING, and its currency is the colostomy FISH.
Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago
- 6 hours ago: A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
- 1 day 2 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The TEP Delegate-Emeritus of Bachtendekuppen.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Hircine of Severisen.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Break of Dawn of Xoriet.
- 2 days 15 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Roissyland.
- 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
- 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A mean old man, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- 3 days 15 hours ago: A mean old man lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- 3 days 15 hours ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Curupiri.
- 4 days ago: A mean old man was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Epoch IX.
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