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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man A mean old man was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 75

“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The East Pacific

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The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.049 billion assholes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of A mean old man's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is forgotten, and its currency is the colostomy bag.

A mean old man is ranked 3,362nd in The East Pacific and 111,196th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -24 on the Hayek Index.

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