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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.731 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 120,105th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -26 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, artists are pillars of society.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Abaddonia Times is sold out.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon successfully hosted the All under heaven Olympics.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.

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