Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th Safest: 11th Most Advanced Public Transport: 12th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 28.848 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming A baddonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,288 trillion quesaburros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,990 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 56th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Longest Average Lifespans, with 96.22 Years.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thSafest: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 20thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thLargest Governments: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 33rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50thLongest Average Lifespans: 56thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59thHighest Poor Incomes: 59thSmartest Citizens: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78thMost Cultured: 86thLargest Welfare Programs: 94thMost Secular: 100thMost Beautiful Environments: 114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 115thMost Pacifist: 120thLargest Populations: 153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 165thMost Scientifically Advanced: 198thBest Weather: 226thHighest Economic Output: 239thMost Stationary: 302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 558thLargest Publishing Industry: 584thMost Inclusive: 651stHighest Average Incomes: 895thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,247thTop
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Most Developed: 2,441stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,501stMost Influential: 3,729thMost Income Equality: 5,322ndNicest Citizens: 8,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,716thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,528th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, Abaddonia is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.

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