Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th Most Advanced Public Transport: 9th Safest: 10th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 29.424 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming A baddonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,289 trillion quesaburros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 315,710 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, students cut up leftover quesaburros during Arts and Crafts, every week is blindness awareness week, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 20,259.12 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thSafest: 10thHealthiest Citizens: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 27thLargest Governments: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 38thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 61stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64thSmartest Citizens: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 71stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77thMost Cultured: 92ndLargest Welfare Programs: 93rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 115thMost Beautiful Environments: 126thMost Secular: 131stMost Pacifist: 135thLargest Populations: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 157thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161stBest Weather: 243rdHighest Economic Output: 256thMost Stationary: 298thMost Advanced Public Education: 507thLargest Publishing Industry: 543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 858thHighest Average Incomes: 1,038thMost Inclusive: 1,184thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,278thTop
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Most Developed: 1,975thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,533rdMost Influential: 3,792ndMost Income Equality: 5,884thNicest Citizens: 6,337thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,986th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, students cut up leftover quesaburros during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.

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