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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 24.847 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', police officers ride the swiftest radioactive super zombs, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 112,082nd in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, police officers ride the swiftest radioactive super zombs.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, students cut up leftover quesaburros during Arts and Crafts.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.

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