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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 25.255 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 78th in the world for Best Weather, with 1,564 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.

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