The Armed Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Freedom in solitude
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.69 billion A baddonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The A baddonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,490 trillion quesaburros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 318,105 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 23rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,427 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: A baddon fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Devout.
  • 5 days ago: A baddon was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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