Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th Most Advanced Public Transport: 11th Safest: 11th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
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Hermit
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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 29.031 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse A baddonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,075 trillion quesaburros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 312,617 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink radioactive super zombs are a common side effect after A baddonians eat their meals, Abaddonia's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, workers have seized control of the economy, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 84th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 21,476.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11thSafest: 11thHealthiest Citizens: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 27thLargest Governments: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 34thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44thLongest Average Lifespans: 57thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59thSmartest Citizens: 65thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rdHighest Poor Incomes: 79thLargest Welfare Programs: 84thMost Cultured: 91stMost Secular: 106thMost Beautiful Environments: 116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 116thMost Pacifist: 135thMost Subsidized Industry: 153rdLargest Populations: 154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155thBest Weather: 229thHighest Economic Output: 259thMost Stationary: 310thMost Advanced Public Education: 509thLargest Publishing Industry: 564thMost Scientifically Advanced: 769thMost Inclusive: 817thHighest Average Incomes: 1,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,254thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,645thMost Developed: 3,433rdMost Influential: 3,762ndMost Income Equality: 5,592ndNicest Citizens: 7,404thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,257th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, Abaddonia's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, visions of giant pink radioactive super zombs are a common side effect after A baddonians eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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