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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 25.205 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, A baddon has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 114,476th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago

  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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