The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 27.056 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The A baddonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,243 trillion quesaburros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 304,668 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 119,509th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -54 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.

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