The Armed Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 28.191 billion A baddonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving A baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,523 trillion quesaburros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 373,294 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, police officers ride the swiftest radioactive super zombs, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 143,428th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, police officers ride the swiftest radioactive super zombs.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the A baddonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.

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