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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 24.884 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 111,934th in the world for Most Average, scoring -13,497 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, police officers ride the swiftest radioactive super zombs.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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