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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 24.239 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in A baddon, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 6th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 2,989 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in A baddon.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 12 days ago: A baddon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 14 days ago: A baddon was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.

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