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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.957 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient A baddonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,973 trillion quesaburros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 268,650 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are only permitted to have one child, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over A baddon, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 113,469th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, gambling is outlawed.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over A baddon.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, voting is voluntary.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.

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