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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.397 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 29,478th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 68 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout A baddon after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter A baddon are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, bizarre-looking creatures called 'radioactive super zombdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.

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