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The Armed Republic of A baddon

“Freedom in solitude”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: All under heaven

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 25.074 billion A baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the quesaburro.

A baddon is ranked 1st in All under heaven and 112,373rd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -454.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in A baddon, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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