Population | 32.609 billion |
Capital | Crow City |
Leader | Alex Corvis |
Faith | Heartagrism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Crow |
The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.609 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 9,336 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 286,320 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,746 per year while the poor average 46,216, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.
Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.
Topid is ranked 306,747th in the world and 10th in Founderless for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.11 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Topid's influence in Founderless rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Most Cultured.
- : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.