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The Born Cool Playahs of Taeshan |
“Memor Vos Mos Intereo”
| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
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Location: The Q Continuum |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Born Cool Playahs of Taeshan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alec McNamara with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.374 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantea. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, voting is voluntary, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem. Taeshan's national animal is the Falcon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Mercural.
Taeshan is ranked 5th in the region and 39,732nd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 33 minutes ago
- 39 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. - 40 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, voting is voluntary. - 40 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. - 42 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. - 43 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. - 44 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. - 45 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. - 46 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. - 47 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, the government spends millions of Mercurals every year prosecuting spammers. - 48 days ago: Following new legislation in
Taeshan, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.

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