Population | 41.525 billion |
Capital | Paradise City |
Leader | Jenny Chiang |
Faith | idol worship |
Currency | tree-fiddy |
Animal | Loch Ness Monster |
The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 41.525 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 19,532 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 470,380 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Jenny Chiang's childhood. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.
Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 307,311th in the world and 32nd in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny was endorsed by The Republic of WA Guinea Pig.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADE.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADE.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Omigodtheykilledkenny lodged a message on the Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » WA Guinea Pig.