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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 62ndLargest Gambling Industry: 94thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 133rd
The Government Shutdown of
Left-Leaning College State
You bastards!
Influence
Power
D!cktator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Omigodtheykilledkenny

Population41.525 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

Currencytree-fiddy
AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 41.525 billion Kennyites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 19,532 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 470,380 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Jenny Chiang's childhood. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 307,311th in the world and 32nd in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 62ndLargest Gambling Industry: 94thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 140thHighest Economic Output: 142ndMost Armed: 143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 144thHighest Crime Rates: 172ndLargest Insurance Industry: 186thFattest Citizens: 205thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 212thMost Avoided: 230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 254thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 312thMost Rebellious Youth: 417thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 488thHighest Average Incomes: 585thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 688thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 776thHighest Drug Use: 866thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,015thLargest Populations: 1,049thLargest Mining Sector: 1,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,255thLargest Retail Industry: 1,629thRudest Citizens: 2,031stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,467thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,698thMost Efficient Economies: 2,840thTop
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Most Influential: 3,321stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,672ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,728thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,765thLargest Black Market: 4,986thMost Cultured: 5,388thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,456thSmartest Citizens: 11,296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,420thTop
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Nudest: 18,725thMost Devout: 23,935th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the region

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