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“For King & Country!”

The Kingdom of Northern Proud Ireland is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.053 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, a government program is underway to revitalize Northern Proud Ireland's beaches, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Proud Ireland's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the British Pound.

Northern Proud Ireland is ranked 3rd in the region and 42,768th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.