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“For Life, Honor and Emperor Leonard!”

The Royal Reptilia Empire of Lizardiar is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Emperor Leonard I of Lizardiar with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.766 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lizardia. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Book Publishing.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, Komodo Dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Lizardiar, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizardiar's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Saotomism, and its currency is the Lizar.

Lizardiar is ranked 23rd in the region and 52,547th in the world for Most Godforsaken.