The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 46.451 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 13,658 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,033 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 2,627^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.67 law-abiding acts per hour.