Population | 28.084 billion |
Capital | Naeri |
Currency | token |
Animal | cat |
The Green Communes of Laevendell is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its lack of airports, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.084 billion Laevens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naeri. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Laeven economy, worth a remarkable 6,859 trillion tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,262 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown. Laevendell's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Laevendell is ranked 836th in the world and 2nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 402 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laevendell's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : Laevendell's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Laevendell's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : Laevendell's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Laevendell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Laevendell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Laevendell was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Quail Islands, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Laevendell was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Varavano, curing 693 million infected.
- : Laevendell was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Varavano, curing 531 million infected.
- : Laevendell was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Varavano, curing 477 million infected.