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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 677thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,195thHealthiest Citizens: 1,552nd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Generosity, Humility, Loyalty.
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Darmen

Population26.219 billion

CapitalScott City
LeaderPresident Sebastian Elliott
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Republic of Darmen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Sebastian Elliott with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.219 billion Darmenis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scott City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Darmeni economy, worth a remarkable 4,710 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 179,659 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darmen's national animal is the German Shepherd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Darmen is ranked 2,120th in the world and 3rd in Rushmore for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.52 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 677thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,195thHealthiest Citizens: 1,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,085thLowest Crime Rates: 2,120thMost Efficient Economies: 2,332ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,293rdHighest Economic Output: 3,670thMost Devout: 3,725thLargest Governments: 4,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,500thBest Weather: 4,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,857thSafest: 6,021stLargest Populations: 6,700thLargest Mining Sector: 6,962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,038thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,172ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 22,766th
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darmen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Darmen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Darmen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Darmen's influence in Rushmore fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Darmen's influence in Rushmore rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmen, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.

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