Population | 2.879 billion |
Capital | Dragonhive |
Leader | Chancellor EnvY |
Currency | Scale |
Animal | Dragon |
The Federal Republic of Cruidan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor EnvY with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.879 billion Cruidanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonhive. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Cruidanian economy, worth 422 trillion Scales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,886 Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", transgender and agender are on the education agenda, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cruidan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Cruidan is ranked 210,807th in the world and 5,883rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 36.21805320932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cruidan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise.
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, Cruidan has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in Cruidan, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Chancellor EnvY's questionably sane new coalition partners.