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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,551stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,096thSafest: 3,232nd
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
As above, so below
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cruidan

Population2.879 billion

CapitalDragonhive
LeaderChancellor EnvY

CurrencyScale
AnimalDragon

The Federal Republic of Cruidan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor EnvY with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.879 billion Cruidanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonhive. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cruidanian economy, worth 422 trillion Scales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 146,886 Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", transgender and agender are on the education agenda, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cruidan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cruidan is ranked 210,807th in the world and 5,883rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 36.21805320932 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,551stTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,096thSafest: 3,232ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,023rdNicest Citizens: 4,116thMost Inclusive: 4,614thMost Pacifist: 4,827thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,079thHighest Food Quality: 5,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,956thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,031stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,835thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,697thMost Cultured: 7,706thMost Developed: 7,750thLargest Governments: 8,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,211thHealthiest Citizens: 8,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,347thLowest Crime Rates: 8,588thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,260thSmartest Citizens: 9,782ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,059thBest Weather: 14,228thMost Secular: 14,657thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,086thMost Efficient Economies: 18,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,758thHighest Average Incomes: 23,417thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,042nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 125th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 136th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 162nd in the regionSafest: 164th in the regionNicest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Inclusive: 184th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 253rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 257th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 275th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 300th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionMost Cultured: 398th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 433rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 443rd in the regionMost Developed: 445th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 445th in the regionLargest Governments: 446th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 475th in the regionMost Income Equality: 503rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 509th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 517th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 536th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 546th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 605th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 754th in the regionMost Politically Free: 860th in the regionBest Weather: 864th in the regionMost Secular: 882nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,031st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cruidan's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, Cruidan has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruidan, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Chancellor EnvY's questionably sane new coalition partners.

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