Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 153rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 414th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 540th
The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.731 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,691 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,307 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,470,644 per year while the poor average 37,963, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 165,210th in the world and 4,229th in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.48 Years.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 540thMost Avoided: 675thLargest Insurance Industry: 680thLargest Gambling Industry: 756thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 874thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 929thLargest Retail Industry: 944thFattest Citizens: 1,038thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,043rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,113thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,292ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,537thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,692ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,748thLargest Mining Sector: 1,785thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,435thHighest Economic Output: 2,601stMost Efficient Economies: 2,713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,167thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,938thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,011thRudest Citizens: 5,625thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,929thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,033rdTop
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Most Armed: 10,081stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,415thHighest Crime Rates: 10,727thLargest Governments: 11,243rdLargest Black Market: 11,995thMost Pro-Market: 13,885thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,676thLargest Populations: 15,026thMost Stationary: 15,675th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 171st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 174th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 184th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 207th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 251st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 311th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Armed: 329th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 346th in the regionMost Influential: 394th in the regionLargest Governments: 416th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Gambling Industry.

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