Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 153rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 427th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 547th
The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.922 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,750 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,307 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,470,644 per year while the poor average 37,963, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 46,826th in the world and 1,933rd in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,813.17 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 547thLargest Insurance Industry: 681stMost Avoided: 683rdLargest Gambling Industry: 774thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 893rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 961stLargest Retail Industry: 977thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,059thFattest Citizens: 1,071stHighest Average Incomes: 1,147thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,320thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,565thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,683rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,771stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,779thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,524thHighest Economic Output: 2,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,194thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,984thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,022ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,234thRudest Citizens: 6,547thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,941stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,571stMost Armed: 10,725thLargest Governments: 11,267thHighest Crime Rates: 11,891stLargest Black Market: 11,969thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,920thLargest Populations: 14,972ndMost Pro-Market: 15,244thMost Stationary: 15,335th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionRudest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 173rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 176th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 202nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 246th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 319th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 320th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionMost Armed: 370th in the regionMost Influential: 386th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 397th in the regionLargest Governments: 440th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.

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