Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 152nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 414th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 542nd
The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.584 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,307 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,470,644 per year while the poor average 37,963, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 1,966th in the world and 91st in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,862.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 152ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 542ndMost Avoided: 666thLargest Insurance Industry: 670thLargest Gambling Industry: 745thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 873rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 916thLargest Retail Industry: 928thFattest Citizens: 1,016thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,035thHighest Average Incomes: 1,093rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,265thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,529thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,689thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,745thLargest Mining Sector: 1,767thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,434thHighest Economic Output: 2,624thMost Efficient Economies: 2,736thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,177thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,865thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,129thRudest Citizens: 5,489thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,785thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,759thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,387thMost Armed: 10,481stHighest Crime Rates: 10,513thLargest Governments: 11,147thLargest Black Market: 12,222ndMost Pro-Market: 12,835thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,549th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 79th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 175th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 185th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 186th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 191st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 257th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 303rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 324th in the regionMost Armed: 342nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 359th in the regionMost Influential: 410th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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