Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 405th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 535th
The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.395 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,588 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,307 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,470,644 per year while the poor average 37,963, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 95,539th in the world and 2,699th in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 0.26 Stalins.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 405thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 535thMost Avoided: 643rdLargest Insurance Industry: 661stLargest Gambling Industry: 730thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 869thLargest Retail Industry: 895thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 904thFattest Citizens: 998thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,015thHighest Average Incomes: 1,079thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,478thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,695thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,710thLargest Mining Sector: 1,752ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,269thHighest Economic Output: 2,664thMost Efficient Economies: 2,756thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,137thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,827thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,360thRudest Citizens: 5,590thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,602ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,387thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,131stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,900thLargest Governments: 10,813thHighest Crime Rates: 11,200thMost Armed: 11,211thLargest Black Market: 12,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,111thMost Pro-Market: 14,637thLargest Populations: 15,404thMost Stationary: 16,664th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 160th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 179th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 200th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 261st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 334th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Armed: 351st in the regionMost Influential: 408th in the regionLargest Governments: 410th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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