Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 161st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 435th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 530th
The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.541 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,941 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,307 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,470,644 per year while the poor average 37,963, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 29,005th in the world and 732nd in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,929.72 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 530thMost Avoided: 706thLargest Insurance Industry: 709thLargest Gambling Industry: 797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 879thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 997thFattest Citizens: 1,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,084thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,167thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,391stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,641stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,650thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,742ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,809thHighest Economic Output: 2,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,676thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,756thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,093rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,306thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,546thRudest Citizens: 7,808thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,471stLargest Governments: 11,089thMost Armed: 11,698thLargest Black Market: 11,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,968thHighest Crime Rates: 13,389thMost Stationary: 13,481stLargest Populations: 14,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,737th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 95th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 165th in the regionRudest Citizens: 182nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 206th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 225th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 231st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 350th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 374th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 385th in the regionMost Influential: 386th in the regionMost Armed: 404th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 427th in the regionLargest Populations: 469th in the regionLargest Governments: 471st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Lowest Overall Tax Burden, and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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