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The Allied States of 9W

“Balanced diet: a beer in each hand”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.479 billion 9Wians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 1,660 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 302,979 Glittery Bees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,107,612 per year while the poor average 58,787, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 9th in Balder and 269th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 14 hours ago: 9W was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in 9W, euthanasia is legal.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in 9W, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in 9W, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: 9W was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in 9W, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in 9W, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in 9W, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in 9W, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.

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by Max Barry

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