Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 157th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 435th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 547th
The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.098 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,804 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,307 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,470,644 per year while the poor average 37,963, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 1,677th in the world and 72nd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,432.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 547thLargest Insurance Industry: 694thMost Avoided: 702ndLargest Gambling Industry: 785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 875thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 985thLargest Retail Industry: 1,024thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,065thFattest Citizens: 1,081stHighest Average Incomes: 1,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,347thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,677thLargest Mining Sector: 1,759thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,761stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,296thHighest Economic Output: 2,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,629thMost Efficient Economies: 2,703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,064thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,088thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,334thRudest Citizens: 6,849thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,610thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,193rdMost Armed: 10,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,126thLargest Governments: 11,380thLargest Black Market: 11,806thHighest Crime Rates: 11,936thLargest Populations: 14,409thMost Stationary: 14,609thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,947th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 108th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 166th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 183rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 198th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 214th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 243rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 331st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 359th in the regionMost Influential: 363rd in the regionMost Armed: 378th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 397th in the regionLargest Governments: 455th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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