Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 404th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 539th
The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.257 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,545 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,307 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,470,644 per year while the poor average 37,963, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 184,094th in the world and 4,630th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -6.32 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 404thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 539thMost Avoided: 634thLargest Insurance Industry: 664thLargest Gambling Industry: 732ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 856thLargest Retail Industry: 857thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 887thFattest Citizens: 973rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 998thHighest Average Incomes: 1,047thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,174thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,437thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,663rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,710thLargest Mining Sector: 1,742ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,897thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,175thHighest Economic Output: 2,692ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,106thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,780thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,224thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,421stRudest Citizens: 5,749thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,200thTop
Largest Governments: 10,361stMost Armed: 11,093rdHighest Crime Rates: 11,605thLargest Black Market: 12,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,522ndMost Pro-Market: 15,642ndLargest Populations: 15,651stMost Stationary: 16,917th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 190th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 216th in the regionMost Stationary: 230th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 359th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 360th in the regionMost Armed: 363rd in the regionMost Influential: 424th in the regionLargest Governments: 427th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 473rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).



by Max Barry

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