The Allied States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Balanced diet: a beer in each hand
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allied States of 9W is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.739 billion 9Wians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 9W City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 9Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,313 trillion Glittery Bees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 298,896 Glittery Bees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,448,999 per year while the poor average 35,689, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Balder, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 9W's national animal is the Gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

9W is ranked 3,679th in Balder and 133,529th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -204 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 9W was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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by Max Barry

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